Which to choose? Which to choose? Political figures? Sports heroes/heroines? Business-folk? Religious icons? (Don't worry -- you'll see them all sooner or later.)
Since I adore me some Petulant and have deep and abiding respect for his stalwart struggle to spread the glitz, I decided to brighten up the pages of Shakesville today with two very seasonally-appropriate caganers.
Now, Santa there not only poops -- but poops festive, jolly, candy -- Yum! Butt Confits! (Which, perhaps, explains what's been going on with that whole "bowlful of jelly" thing.)
And -- a lovely Tannenbaum, caught in the act of laying the original Yule log.
(If we're lucky, this shall forever put to rest the question: "Does a Christmas Tree shit in the woods?" -- because I know you've been wondering about that for just, you know -- ages.)
It's hard work, supporting your friends in a strenuous battle to preserve a holiday that you don't celebrate.
I feel ill-equipped, what with my dearth-o-glitter and the tinsel shortage at my house -- but I shall soldier on! As a dyke, I do know how to recruit (if I could decorate a Christmas tree with toaster-ovens, I'd be all set) -- so, I offer to you, my dear Petulant, my contribution to your glorious campaign -- a recruitment poster:
This has been your Daily Caganer for December 14, 2008.
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