Word Salad for Today

Following up yesterday's adventure down the rabbit hole of spam poetry, here is today's entry: e e cummings meets the Kama Sutra.

Give woman the first thing she expects from you - the unforggetable pleasure

Before by his master, and who now, after one or with all
his counsellors.(it was thus that i addressed on our door,
executing a small wardance in the again that the royal sage
sudyumna, only by wielding like his sire, for, behold, disregarding
the prosperity.

I can't wait until Ogden Nash meets Gertrude Stein.

This one came to my work e-mail, so it follows me like the wielding sire of hibiscus sent.

HT to Shaker Arkades for the title.