Anyway, just thought I'd whip up a post to let all you fanz know I wasn't dead, and share one of my Amusing AnecdotesTM!
So I was at McDonald's, eating quality food, when all of the sudden, my good friend (let's call him Jeff Goldblum) said, "Don't look now, Kenny Blogginz, but there's a baby right behind you that looks exactly like disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich!"
Naturally, I just had to see this with my own eyes. Sure enough, there was this baby with a gigantic pompadour of combed-to-the-side brown hair, probably goo-ing and gah-ing about the price of vacant senate seats and how he was just like Gandhi!
[Blago Baby Dramatization]
In closing, next time you're about to ask Rod Blagojevich the tough questions on national television, make sure he's not actually a baby.
I think that's what might have happened on The View.
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