Well, this is certainly a bittersweet birthday for Mama Shakes, as it is the last birthday she'll get to spend with her boyfriend Dick Cheney as vice president.
But, on the other hand, now Dickie-poo will have loads of free time on his hands to spend sexing it up in the romantic confines of any one of the nation's exquisite and charmingly remote Halliburton Detention Centers, which are currently being converted into Halliburton Bed, Breakfasts, & Fallout Shelters, now that a Muslim crackhead terrorist-appeaser has been elected to the presidency.
In the meantime, there's still one more chance for to enjoy the now-traditional Dick Cheney birthday cake:
"Happy Birthday. Go fuck yourself."
I love you, Mama Shakes! Happy Birthday, you wonderful woman, you.
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