Liss: Just what every bride wants on her wedding night: Massive diarrhea.
Deeky: LOL! Nothing more romantic than farting through one's honeymoon.
Liss: "Was that you—or did you turn on the jets in our totally not tacky heart-shaped in-room jacuzzi?"
I Do. Hand Me a Gordita.
Deeky: Know what else I hate? People who have "unusual" wedding ceremonies.
Liss: Just what every bride wants on her wedding night: Massive diarrhea.
Deeky: LOL! Nothing more romantic than farting through one's honeymoon.
Liss: "Was that you—or did you turn on the jets in our totally not tacky heart-shaped in-room jacuzzi?"
Liss: Just what every bride wants on her wedding night: Massive diarrhea.
Deeky: LOL! Nothing more romantic than farting through one's honeymoon.
Liss: "Was that you—or did you turn on the jets in our totally not tacky heart-shaped in-room jacuzzi?"
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