Ken Paves: Hairstylist and Teaspoon-Wielding Badass

I almost can't believe that the Jessica Simpson Weight Nontroversy is still going on, that people are still being asked to comment on it, but, inexplicably, it is and they are.

But when Ken Paves: Celebrity Hairstylist was asked about Simpson, who is both his client and close friend, and asked to comment on her CONTROVERSIAL WEIGHT GAIN ZOMG, he gave just the most awesome answer:

"I don't think people understand what the responsibility of that question really is," he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the grand opening of Eleven Spa Vegas and the Ken Paves Salon in Las Vegas.

By answering the question, Paves told Us, he contributes "to younger girls having issues with their body weight. It's an irresponsible question to ask."

Right on, Ken Paves!

See how easy that is, Celebrities? Don't say, "She looks awesome." Don't say, "She's hot!" Look dead in the eyes of the asshole sticking a microphone in your face and asking you to comment on a woman's appearance and say, "That is an irresponsible question."