Quote of the Day (That Will Make You Want to Hit Things)

I wasn't aware of this, but apparently Rush Limbaugh is completely mystified as to why women might hate his guts. I know, I'll wait for you to stop laughing.

So, okay, Rush decided to convene a "Female Summit," whateverthefuck that is, to get to the bottom of this problem. Of course, he could stop saying shit like:

I own the men, and what must I do now to own women? And who better to ask than women? Including some of those who may agree that that I’m unfavorable. So stand by for that.

Because, you know, women might not like being thought of as possessions of Rush Limbaugh, but I digress.

So, Rush decides to open the phone lines to women, and women only, for an entire hour at the end of his show, so they can tell him why he's a buttfor. Gee, how generous. Frankly, I don't think three times that amount of time would be enough for me to rattle off all of the reasons I loathe Limbaugh, but I think it can be encapsulated in this quote:

One thing about the Female Summit: sorry, no transsexuals. We’re not going to have anybody who’s had an addadictomy, and we’re not going to have anybody who’s had a chopadickoffamy. We’re going to have women from birth.

Fuck you, Limbaugh.

(You might want to read some of the comments given to Limbaugh, and check out his reaction to them. Of course, everything the women say is completely ridiculous and is immediately dismissed. Gee, I can't figure out why women fucking hate you, Rush.)