Why is John McCain being such a jerk?
Uh, has Salon ever heard of John McCain, aka Punk McNasty, the jerkiest jerk in all of jerkdom? Being a jerk is what he does. He's a professional jerk with a PhD in jerkitude. He's the patron saint of megajerks whose jerkery is so powerful that even ordinary jerks must gain +20 jerk resistance before looking him in the eyes. He's such a jerk that his favorite sandwich is jerk pork. He is the Jerkmaster 6000.
That McCain is being a jerk doesn't warrant a bemused headline. If he stopped being a jerk for three seconds, then you might have something.
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