Germy and Mrs. Rockstein Prepare for a Yeast Attack
Pictured above is Germy, my nephew N.'s trusted friend and ward. Germy is a plush cough germ (Bordetella pertussis). He is dressed in his Personal Protective Equipment, which consists of a silicone egg poacher and tea-ball goggles. This gear should protect him in the event of an attack by the yeast in the pizza dough my nephew and I are making. Pictured beside Germy is Germy's pet rock, Mrs. Rockstein, who is currently pregnant.
Why are y'all looking at me like that--I just report what I'm told.
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