Heads-Up, Ladiez!

Mr. Petulant Petulance, Esq., who is "a sore mess from working in the garden and must take muscle relaxers and drink Sunkist and watch The View to comfort his weary bones," just emailed me:

Oscar De La Renta, on The View, just said that this century is the Century of the Woman.

Yay for you!

This arrived under the header "Your Problems Will Now Magically Go Away," lol.

Brace yourselves, Shakers. Last year was widely hailed as the Year of the Woman, as we entered the worst wave of backlash I've ever experienced in my lifetime. If this is the Century of the Woman, I'm going to need chainmaille.