National What Day Now?

Shaker Caitiecat emails to let me know that today is National Cleavage Day:
I shit you not.

A quote from the sponsor's spokesperson (Wonderbra's Samantha Peterson): "It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men," she said.

Male gaze ruled crucial! Film at eleven!

Sigh.
As per usual, the only cleavage of which you are likely to get a glimpse around here is that left by the vicious streak of cunty bombast which cleaves twain my otherwise flawless ladylike diffidence.

Shakesville is run as a safe space. First-time commenters: Please read Shakesville's Commenting Policy and Feminism 101 Section before commenting. We also do lots of in-thread moderation, so we ask that everyone read the entirety of any thread before commenting, to ensure compliance with any in-thread moderation. Thank you.

blog comments powered by Disqus