Assvertising

I do believe it's an unannounced race between marketing companies to see who can be the biggest asshole.



Transcript below...

Woman: (with odd, glassy stare and smiling) Am I going through menopause? You bet I am. (forcefully clips off flower from bush)

(Woman walks through garden with same smiling, staring expression)

Same Woman Voiceover: But you'd never know it thanks to the new tropical fruit smoothie at Jack in the Box. (Woman releases butterfly, still smiling) With the hot flashes blindsiding me, I need to cool off fast. (woman kneels by flower beds and raises up a gardening hand trowel in an unblinking glassy stare & smiling fashion--and looks right at camera)

(Woman now standing next to 'Jack')

Woman speaking to camera: (takes drink off tray) That's why I love this delicious combination of mango, banana, and frozen yogurt. It keeps me cool, refreshed, and best of all it keeps me from going all, you know...

Jack: Street rat crazy?

Woman: (big smile) Yeah.

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