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Petulant emails: "Kris Allen did get one Gay Vote..."

lolsob.

The LOL is for the fact that he voted for Kris before watching the show—although, in fairness, I hear if you stare hard enough into crystal meth balls, you can see the future.

The sob is for my suspicion that poor, pitiable Pastor Ted, who I fervently wish would find his way to Shakesville or any other place where he could learn to love himself for who he actually is and not who he's been told his whole life he should be, viewed voting for Kris not only as his Christian duty, but as an opportunity to prove to a community who doesn't want him that he isn't gay, and desperately tweets the evidence of his rejection of self to anyone who will listen.

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