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Vespa's new ad campaign claims its new GTS300 is "the most powerful Vespa ever"--"powerful" enough, they claim, to haul even the most rotund, porcine fatties to beaches, bars, and grocery stores (and we all know how much fatties love grocery stores!). The 300 refers to the engine size: It's a little bigger than the standard 250-cc engine, which, we can now safely assume, is only powerful enough to transport skinny hipsters.

Via Copyranter.