Failywood

Posted by Melissa McEwan at Tuesday, July 07, 2009
When I was complaining last week about the four-studio bidding war over a film adaptation of the video game "Asteroids," Kenny Blogginz told me that they were making a View-Master movie. I thought he was kidding!

He was not.

"Hello. My name is Viewy McMaster. I've come to entertain your family—TO DEATH!"

I anxiously await with heaving bosom and glistening brow the imminent release of Martin Scorsese's timeless masterpiece, Cement: The Movie.

[H/T to Shaker Constant Comment.]
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