I Have No Explanation

Recently, in response to CaitieCat's QoTD about the klutziest thing you've ever done, I responded with a fine example of klutzwank with an exacerbating caveat: "Only adding to the world-class klutzery was the fact that I was wearing at the time a bright purple bathing suit bearing a cheetah that looked like it had escaped from a black velvet canvas or the back of a 1970's stoner van."

Evidence of this alleged fashion travesty was requested...


Oh yeah. Ernie, me, and my cheetah bathing suit at Sesame Place in Pennsylvania, circa 1984. HAWT.

Thanks very much to Mama Shakes for scanning this work of art.