A great big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff

I know we've had our discussions recently about the birthers - people who are certain that U.S. President Obama isn't eligible to be President of the United States, because he's black a Communist not really American.

But you have no idea of the deep, awful truth of where he was really born.

I have proof - carefully locked in a vault now - obtained at great expense of time and resources, of the actual birthplace of the current American President.

I have communicated at length with (redacted by the Shadow Proclamation), to obtain this amazing piece of evidence. It was quite expensive, finding a translator who could work out the extraordinarily difficult conversions between their time-measurement system and the local one, due to the nature of time as, according to experts, "a great big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff".

Without further ado - in fact, without much ado at all - actually, this whole post is 100% ado-free - I present to you U.S. Pres. Obama's true birth certificate. It'll disappoint the birthers, as it does indicate clearly his American citizenship.



I await my calls to appear on Lou Dobbs' show, to discuss this crucial new information.