[Transcript below.]
My cats don't think it's funny at all. Matilda was all, "Nice documentary. Hey, Two-Legs, you could learn something from that, you know."
Person [off-camera dude, speaking in the baby voice frequently used to speak to pets]: Hi, kitteeeeeeee!
Cat [speaking in a dude voice: Hey. 'Sup?
Person: Hi!
Cat: What's goin' on?
Person: Were you having a nap?!
Cat: Yeah.
Person: And what did my kitty do today?!
Cat: Eh, nothin' much.
Person: Who's my kitty?! Who's my kitty?!
Cat: Don't do that.
Person: Who's my kitty?! Who's my kitty?!
Cat: Stop it.
Person: Who's my kitty with the pink little nose?! Who's my kitty?!
Cat: Urrgghh.
Person: Who's my sweet little white fluffy little ball?!
Cat [long-sufferingly]: I am.
Person: That's right! That's right! You're my sweet little KITTEEEEEEE!!!
Cat: [sighs; mutters] You'd better not put this on YouTube.
Person: What did you say? What did my kitty say?! Hmm?
Cat: Nothing!
Person: I think you said something!
Cat: Mmmph.
Person: I think my cute little kitty said something!
Cat: [mutters] Leave me aloooooone!
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