Fabulous

Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin to Host the Oscars.

For a moment there, I thought there wouldn't be a misogynist asshole involved, but luckily they were able to secure someone who called his then-11-year-old daughter "a rude, thoughtless little pig" who doesn't have "brains" or "decency," and then "joked" two years later (on Letterman's show, ahem):

I see why, in these films where they represent the Mayan culture or any tribal cuture or Hawaiian culture, they always throw the teenage girl into a volcano. They always say, oh, it's their hormones, and I really don't care. They should be sent to some kind of Chinese re-education camp in the mountains for five years.

And racist to boot. What a charmer!