HAPPY THANKSGIVING..........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays
Ingredients:
> 1 whole turkey
> 1 large lemon, cut into halves
> salt and pepper to taste
> butter or olive oil
> Heat oven to 350 degrees
> Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.
> Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
> Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat.
> Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.
> Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes.
> Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
> If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should look like the one in the picture.
> Bon Appétit!
Chicken head (?!) optional. For maximum misogyfuckery, I suggest replacing it with a Barbie Candy Glam Styling Head.
Fuck.
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