[Episodes One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six.]
[Also available at Daily Motion. Full transcript below.]
Title Card: Vloggin' with Blogginz
KBlogz: Everybody who knows me knows that I'm a huge, huge fan—
Liss: Huge.
KBlogz: —of Frank Caliendo—
Liss: Yes.
KBlogz: —the noted impressionist—
Liss: Mm-hmm.
KBlogz: —uhh, who had a show on, like, UPN for like two weeks.
Liss: Mm-hmm.
KBlogz: And I just—it's always been my dream to grow up and be an impressionist, just even, even if I'm half as good as he is, it'll just be—
Liss: Do you do celebrity impressions?
KBlogz: I do. [gives cheeky look]
Liss: [clears throat] Uhhhhhm, can I throw some names at you?
KBlogz: Do it!
Liss: Uhhhhhm, Jay Leno.
KBlogz: [in high, Leno-like voice] Mehf me me meh meh! Meh! Paris Hilton! Mee!
Liss: [laughs] That's pretty good.
KBlogz: Thank you.
Liss: Um, Arnold Schwarzenegger?
KBlogz: [in low, Schwarzenegger-like voice] Yearrgh. Hi-hi-hiyearrgh. [Liss laughs] Get to the chopper! Yearrgh.
Liss: [laughs] Uhh, how about Dana Carvey?
KBlogz: [snickers; puts his hands up like Carvey impersonating George H.W. Bush] Not gadda da it!
Liss: [laughs] That's your impression of him doing an impersonation of H—George H.W. Bush?
KBlogz: Yeah. Ironically, uh, George Bush never said that.
[They both laugh.]
Liss: Um— [Liss coughs]
KBlogz: And yet that became his catchphrase.
Liss: I know—that's funny! Thousand points of light. [KBlogz laughs] Um, how about—how 'bout George W. Bush?
KBlogz: [in Bush's voice] Heh heh. Heh heh heh.
[They both laugh. Edit.]
Liss: Charles Nelson Reilly.
KBlogz: [laughs; touches glasses; puts on Reilly's voice] Woohhoohh! [Liss laughs.] Mmmmm!
[edit]
Liss: Tom Cruise.
KBlogz: [chuckles] What's one of his lines that I could say?
Liss: Uhhhhhm—I am a law—attorney and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a bitch!
KBlogz: [snickers] It's time to get serious—because these are the DAYS OF THUNDER!
[Liss laughs; edit]
Liss: Dom DeLuise.
KBlogz: [laughs; shrugs] God, I can't even think of— [stares at Liss blankly, who laughs]
[edit]
Liss: How 'bout…Seth Rogen?
KBlogz: Umm… [in low, Rogen-like voice] Hey, I'm Seth Rogen.
Liss: [laughs; clears throat] I heard you had a theory about Seths.
KBlogz: [nods] Yeah, that they're—they're no good.
Liss: [laughs] They're no good?
KBlogz: Yeah. It's my Seth Theory.
Liss: Uh-huh. Would you care to elaborate?
KBlogz: [counting off on his fingers] Seth Rogen—
Liss: Yeah.
KBlogz: —Seth MacFarlane—
Liss: Yeah.
KBlogz: —Seth Green—
Liss: Yeah.
KBlogz: —Seth Meyers.
Liss: Oof. King Douche of SNL.
KBlogz: Look at these four Seths!
Liss: Unsafe Seths.
KBlogz: It's a—get the complete Seth.
Liss: [laughs] So you think that Seths are like…maybe…Siths?
KBlogz: They are like Seth Lords.
Liss: They're Seth Lords! They're takin' over?
KBlogz: [nods] They're returning.
Liss: Mm.
KBlogz: It's no good.
Liss: That's scary. Are they the Four Seths of the Apocalypse?
KBlogz: I sure hope not.
Liss: [laughs] I hope not, too! Although you know what the good thing is about the Apocalypse, don'tcha…?
KBlogz: That's true.
Liss: Plenty of parking.
KBlogz: Plenty of parking.
Liss: Yeah.
Title Card: The End!!!
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