Quote of the Day

"You'd think that somebody with a direct line to the Almighty, and tapped by Jesus to save [human]kind on Earth, would be able to come up with a better business plan for running a daily newspaper. But, alas, after nearly three decades of unrelenting financial losses, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a federal tax cheat, accused cult leader, and founder of the Unification Church, has decided to pull out."—Eric Boehlert, on the folding of conservative shitrag The Washington Times, which, unlike the lamentable folding of Editor & Publisher, I will not mourn at all.