Let the Games Begin

Max Fisher, from the Atlantic Wire, has a great rundown of articles that talk about the imminent CPAC showdown between the Tea Party (I still can't believe I just typed "Tea Party") and the current GOP. Both factions are ready to put their Borg game on and completely assimilate the other into a huge collective of shit.

And all that doesn't even matter to me, because all I care about is Max Fisher.

So, here's a brief glimpse into Max's countless achievements prior to joining the Atlantic Wire:

(If you can't view the video, it's a montage from Rushmore, of the student activities of its main character, Max Fischer.)

[H/T to ThinkProgress]