Shakesfilk!

With apologies and much love to the women of Bikini Kill, and to a woman I've come to love better than any blood relative:

Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain (to the tune of "Rebel Girl")

That girl thinks she's the queen of the blogosphere
She's got the hottest site around
That girl she holds her head up so high
I think I wanna be her best friend, yeah

Rebel girl, Rebel girl
Rebel girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel girl, Rebel girl
I think I wanna take you home
And do your taxes for you oh

When she talks, I hear the revolution
In her hips, there's a revolution
When she walks, the revolution's coming
In her words, I read the revolution

Rebel girl, Rebel girl
Rebel girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel girl, Rebel girl
I know I wanna take you home
And do your taxes one more time oh

That girl thinks she's the queen of the blogosphere
I got news for you, she is!
They say she's a dyke, but I know
Iain is her best friend, yeah

Rebel girl, Rebel girl
Rebel girl you are the queen of my world
Rebel girl, Rebel girl
I know I wanna take you home
I wanna do your dishes too

Love you like a sister always
Soul sister, Rebel girl
Come and be my best friend
Will you Rebel girl?
I really like you
I really wanna be your best friend
Be my Rebel girl

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