Just moments ago:
Deeky: Do I need to come over and Bedazzle™ your vajayjay?
Liss: Yes. :-(
Deeky: What color gemstones should I bring?
Liss: Blue to match my eyes.
Deeky: Not something girly like ... Oh ... I dunno ... Pink?
Liss: LOL!
Deeky: Because if there's one thing that's not feminine enough, it's the cooter.
Liss: LOL!
Deeky: I also have one of those beard trimmers, if'n you wanna go all heart-shaped with your pubes.
Liss: I would prefer my pubes to be trimmed into the shape of a penis. It's IRONIC!
Deeky: LOL! That's just because you have penis envy.
Liss: Penis envy schmenis schmenvy. "Mapplethorpe the fuck outta my ladybits" is #19 on my bucket list.
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