Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Just moments ago:

Deeky: Do I need to come over and Bedazzle™ your vajayjay?

Liss: Yes. :-(

Deeky: What color gemstones should I bring?

Liss: Blue to match my eyes.

Deeky: Not something girly like ... Oh ... I dunno ... Pink?

Liss: LOL!

Deeky: Because if there's one thing that's not feminine enough, it's the cooter.

Liss: LOL!

Deeky: I also have one of those beard trimmers, if'n you wanna go all heart-shaped with your pubes.

Liss: I would prefer my pubes to be trimmed into the shape of a penis. It's IRONIC!

Deeky: LOL! That's just because you have penis envy.

Liss: Penis envy schmenis schmenvy. "Mapplethorpe the fuck outta my ladybits" is #19 on my bucket list.

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