Perfect. Excellent Improvement on a Classic.

Posted by Melissa McEwan at Wednesday, June 16, 2010
You know that old childhood chestnut invoked while making Very Important Promises, "Cross your heart and hope to die"...? Well, it's new and improved, bitchez!—care of an awesome new Kate Hudson vehicle about a lady who fucks her BFF's fiancé, the script for which the Jezebels got their hot little hands on:
"We'll still be best friends, right?"

"Of course!"

"Cross your heart, hope to get fat?"
Awesome. A fate even worse than death!

[Related Reading: Today in Fat Hatin'.]
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