Guest starring on this episode: Liss and Deeky
Kate: I was just thinking about booze, and I realized something. If this VH1 lady is a "top shelf transsexual", does that make me, like, the box wine of transsexuals? 'Cause that'd be pretty amazing.
Caitie: Yeah! I think I'm the "homemade lager" of transsexuals. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Kate: lol! How about bathtub gin?
Caitie: Okay, I guess I'll settle on an English pale ale. ;)
Liss: This makes me a nonalcoholic beer, doesn't it? :(
Deeky: what's that make me? a fruity drink with an umbrella in it?
Kate: Ooooh! Exotic!
Kate: Liss is the designated driver of transsexuals.
Caitie: OMG, you guys are making me laugh so hard I'm crying! :D We should have a poll: If you were a transsexual alcoholic drink, what kind of TAD would you be? ;)
Liss: LOL! Give me your keys.
Kate: LOL! I'm trans, I don't have a car; I'm still saving for a $16,000 vagina.
Liss: Have you checked Big Lots? They have everything.
Deeky: that made me LOL for real.
Caitie: OMG, I can see the packaging now:
VAGYNA*! 100% RECYCLED MATERIAL! COMES WITH REAL FUZZY SOFT CILTORUS!!
YOU WILL SATISFYING YOUR HUSB AND BOYFRIEND WITH GREAT EFFECT!
* Other vulval accessories sold separately. Needs adult assembly before use.
Liss: That's what we call in the biz MARKETING GENIUS. *chomps on cigar*
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