Am the victim of devastating keyboard meltdown. Am left to replay various iterations of Farm Frenzy, tapping out cryptic dispatches from this keyboardless wasteland with my mouse and on-screen keyboard only when driven to it by the inhumanity of the outrageously and unthinkingly overprivileged.
Thus, I can but say to "chairman and cofounder of the Blackstone Group, one of the world’s largest private-equity firms" , Stephen Schwarzman, "Oh, bite me, you gigantic douchetrawler."
Better idea. Why don't you and the "Wall Street executive who knows Schwarzman" quoted at the end of the article bite each other. And not in a fun way, but in a spirit of penitential reflection, until you mutually arrive at a newly-humbled understanding of the ghastly proportions of your douche-vehicularity, and vow to make amends.
Go on about your business, folks. They'll be gnawing for a while.
[Wording edited slightly because I really didn't like my joking claim of being the "sole survivor" of a mock-disaster on seeing it juxtaposed with the posts on the genuine and horrifying disaster in Pakistan.]
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