This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

Actual Headline: Gay marriage: Why Judge Walker got Proposition 8 ruling wrong.

Actual Subhead: "There's much to admire in Judge Walker's gay marriage opinion. But marriage doesn't exist to provide benefits for couples in love. Its purpose is to protect female sexuality and human liberty, and thus ensure the survival of the human race."

Actual Quote from Article:

Marriage is a necessary defense of a woman’s sexuality and her human liberty from determined assault by men who would turn her into a slave, a concubine – something less than fully human. Human communities need to give women some additional degree of protection – through law, custom, religious decree, or sacrament – generally some combination of all three, neatly summarized by the plaintiffs, who demanded the sacred and the eternal from the state of California.

Of course, marriage’s power to protect women is far from perfect, but no human institution is. Parents, too, sometimes do awful things to their children.

I'll take "Infantilizing Women" for $800, Alex.

[H/T to Shakers Allanah and Dan.]