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Iain, by email, under the subject header "Question": Do you like David Brooks?

Liss, by email, under the subject header "Answer": I'm leaving you for David Brooks.

Iain: I wish I could come up with a cogent argument for why you shouldn't do that, but he is such a superlative example of American masculinity that I can do naught but endorse your decision.

Liss: A wise and courageous gesture of this magnitude would undoubtedly stir within Mr. Brooks such a profound and fervent admiration for your moral fortitude that he would almost certainly advise me to remain your loving, doe-eyed bride. Thus shall we remain as one.

Iain: I would expect nothing less from such a magnanimous individual.

Liss: Just get your butt home already, cute stuff.

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