This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

[Trigger warning for discussion of body image.]

Many Americans Don't Even Know They're Fat.

Of course we don't. Because the DEATHFAT! has mememtoed our memories and shrunk the stuffin' in our brainpans!

You really expect my critically addled fatbrain to be able to remember that I'm a fatsronaut once I walk away from the scale or the mirror the closest stranger calling me a fat cunt when the DEATHFATZ ARE EATIN MY BRAINZZZ?!

For the record: I know I'm fat.

[H/T to Shaker Julie.]