This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

It's a bird (whose drumstick you should put down, you gluttonous fatsronaut)! It's a plane (passage on which you'll need to buy two seats, Fatty Boom Balatty)! It's HEXFAT II: The Hexfattening!

(From the wayback machine: HEXFAT.)

Weight Problems May Begin in the Womb: "The new findings suggest that Americans are now caught in a vicious cycle of increasing fatness, with prospective mothers starting out fatter, gaining more weight during pregnancy and giving birth to babies who are destined to become overweight adults."

It's a fat snake eating its big fat tail, yo.

[H/T to Shaker Miriam.]