This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

Actual Title: Why Men and Woman Can't be "Just Friends."

Actual Subtitle: Can men and women really be "just friends?"

My brain now has actual whiplash. It's like if the tagline for the twentieth century's most important documentary, When Harry Met Sally... had the tagline, "When Harry Met Sally?"

Someone in the headline division of Psychology Today's Gender Essentialism, Evo-Psych, and Farts department is getting lazy.

And WTF is this? "Remember: Think well, act well feel well be well!" Whoops your commas fell down a well.