Fat Math on Film

You know, I really liked Due Date the first time I saw it, when it was called Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Glad to see that Fat Math still works:

Skinny Handsome Guy = Not All That Funny

Skinny Handsome Guy + 1 Fat Socially Awkward Guy = HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

Although I note that the variables have changed slightly.

2010 Fat Guy < 1987 Fat Guy.

Because controlling for OH NOES OBESITY CRISIS!

Fat = Gross.

Therefore:

Basically Trim Guy with Beer Belly and Beard should be substituted for Fat Guy.

It's science. McEwan's Theory of Fat Rollativity. Look it up.

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