This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

And it's only 66 words. It's not really the text as much as the actual poll, though.

And the fact that these two women are being treated as if they're in some kind of fucked-up contest together: The woman who used to belong to Nick Lachey vs. the woman who belongs to him now. Yikes.

[Commenting Guidelines: This is not an invitation to snark on Jessica Simpson, Vanessa Minnillo, Nick Lachey, or Eric Johnson. It's not an invitation to talk about them at all, really. It's about US' framing, e.g. how women are cast to be in competition for men, how engagement rings are represented as the measure of a woman's worth, etc.]