How DARE You

Former President Mondo Fucko has said and done a lot of terrible things in his day, but perhaps none quite so terrible as this:

Former President George W. Bush is landing a stinging jab at his former longtime aide and press secretary, Scott McClellan, saying the man who served as the public face of his administration for three years was irrelevant.

In an interview with CSPAN scheduled to air this weekend, Bush says he deliberately didn't include McClellan – who held the high profile post longer than anyone else during the administration – in his memoir, "Decision Points."

"He was not a part of a major decision. This is a book about decisions," Bush told CSPAN. "This isn't a book about, you know, personalities or gossip or settling scores."

"I didn't think he was relevant," added Bush.

*gasp*

I'm sure this new attitude of haughty indifference for the man who valiantly stonewalled the damnable questioneers with class and integrity for nearly three years has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he wrote a book calling Bush a liar and then said the same thing while testifying before Congress.

I still love you, Scottie.