Actual screencap of "Latest News" headlines on the front page of CNN.
Actual Headline at Time: Does the Death of 200 Cows in Wisconsin Confirm Biblical Prophecy?
Fair enough. It's been a long time since I was at church, but I'm pretty sure I remember reading something about that in the Second Book of Cheese.
"There's something biblically going on with the signs of the second coming of Christ," [online theologian Paul Begley in Indiana] says on his YouTube channel. His message could creep out believers and non-believers alike. But don't expect the second coming any time soon. He adds that "we still need seven years of tribulation" and "the rise of the anti-Christ" for that to happen.You'd think an "online theologian" would have caught wind of the Bush years. *rimshot*
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