Really, Gearbox? Really?

by Shaker and Shakesville Moderator Scott Madin. Cross-posted at Fineness & Accuracy.

[Trigger warning for objectification, sexual assault, broad-spectrum misogynist fuckery.]

I had really expected that nearly two years ago would be the last time I'd write about Duke Nukem. I'd happily put the character, the franchise, and its gleeful participation in the worst traits of gamer culture, out of my mind. Until Gearbox Software announced they had acquired the rights and that the vapor-for-fourteen-years Duke Nukem Forever would be seeing release after all. So, thanks for that, guys. That's just swell.

Since that miserable announcement, almost like clockwork, predictably awful globs of congealed misogyny have been flung forth from Gearbox HQ, splattering all over the gaming press. They held a press event at a strip club; they flagrantly violated PAX's longstanding "no booth babe" policy (a policy which, it seems, contrary to how it was presented, was basically voluntary all along); and most recently they announced that the multiplayer capture-the-flag mode (a de rigueur component, of course, of any multiplayer shooter) would be entitled "Capture the Babe," and that when a player had "captured the babe," slinging the presumably-otherwise-passive female character over his shoulder, she would occasionally "freak out," and need to be slapped (on the ass, Gearbox hastened to clarify, not the face! So that's OK then) to "calm her down."

...yeah. The aim of the game mode is to 1) abduct sexually objectified "babes" who have no agency of their own, but 2) who hysterically "freak out" at being bodily lifted up and hauled around, 3) who you then physically abuse to ensure their compliance, and 4) collect them as trophies.

I was going to write at more length about this, but Gunthera1's excellent post at The Border House pretty much covers it, so I recommend reading her if you need more background or detail.

I'll add a couple of other notes, however. As a bit of background, Randy Pitchford from Gearbox was on the "Irrational Interviews" podcast produced by Boston-based Bioshock developers Irrational, back in February, and when asked about the challenges of marketing games, he (I'm afraid I'm paraphrasing from memory, but I don't believe I'm misrepresenting him) explained that seeing marketing materials for a game is like "when you meet a girl (sic), and you decide in 5 seconds 'would I do her, or not?'" It's obviously a total shock that a fellow like that might be insensitive to concerns about sexist content in the game he's making.

And finally, Penny Arcade — having, perhaps, after the Dickwolves debacle, decided to prove everyone wrong who ever praised them for attempting to take a thoughtful approach to game-related controversies — have joined in, with a comic showing Tycho, in an exaggerated "moral scold" posture, wagging his finger at Gabe and declaiming, "Did you know there's a mode in Duke Nukem where you slap a woman's bottom?" In the second panel, Gabe, looking bored, responds, "Did you know there's a mode in Call of Duty where you murder, like, a million people?" as Tycho appears taken aback. In the third panel, Gabe continues, "It's called Call of Duty."

In an echo of their deliberate misrepresentation of criticism of the "Sixth Slave" comic, here they misconstrue the DNF criticisms as being solely about the slap rather than about using women as trophies — literally objects — ignoring that at least within the conceptual framework of the game enemy soldiers in the Call of Duty games have agency and contend directly with the player, and slandering hundreds of thousands of soldiers as "murderers" into the bargain.

It seems like for every lovely moment like David Gaider's eloquent rebuttal to an aggrieved "Straight Male Gamer," there's still a half-dozen episodes which (to borrow Mr. Walker's phrase) make my spine hurt. This is why we can't have nice things, game industry.