"Thanks, poopheads!"—Mama Shakes, upon seeing that gas is now >$4.
Her exclamation of disgust in the general direction of the shadowy, nebulous "poopheads" who cause things to be Not the Way We Want Them to Be is really quite brilliant, sheerly by virtue of its versatile utility.
The economy stinks. Thanks, poopheads! There hasn't been a movie at the cinema I wanted to see in ages. Thanks, poopheads! We still don't have universal healthcare. Thanks, poopheads! The store was out of skim milk. Thanks, poopheads! Afghanistan is a quagmire of titanic proportions. THANKS, POOPHEADS!!!
It's a gem not seen since the likes of "What the Poop?" I recommend that it be put into regular rotation immediately.
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