So when Zelda grabs the hose out of the toybox, often with the express purpose of enticing Dudley to wrestle for it...
...Dudley immediately decides he wants to play with it!
"Hey, that looks pretty fun!"
"Give it to me! It's mine!"
"No, it's mine!"
"I had it first!"
"AHHHHHHHHH! I WILL KEEL YOU!"
"Rrrrawwwrrr!" "Rrrrawwwrrr!" "I'm thirsty!" "Me, too!"
Lap lap lap lap kissy kiss lap lap lap.
"Phbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!"
The hose now lies abandoned in the middle of the living room floor, completely ignored by both of them.
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