So the Republicans Had a Debate Last Night

And it was garbage no doy. Although, by GOP standards, it was pretty successful, as there was no murderous shouting from the compassionately conservative audience and the ghost of Ronald Reagan happened to stop by. Fun!


"You shall not pass...any more tax cuts!"
In case you don't feel like reading the complete transcript, or have better things to do with your time, like hit yourself in the head with a tackhammer, here is my totally accurate paraphrase of the debate: Blah blah blah 9-9-9 blah blah blah Reagan blah blah blah America blah blah blah regulations blah blah blah energy blah blah blah taxes blah blah blah competitive blah blah blah regulations blah blah blah innovation, entrepreneurship, and freedom in the marketplace blah blah blah regulations blah blah blah death panels blah blah blah Obamacare blah blah blah taxes blah blah blah regulations blah blah blah private sector blah blah blah pizza box blah blah blah taxes blah regulations blah RONALD REAGAN blah taxes blah regulation blah Reagan blah Bush blah marketplace blah Jesus. The End.