S&P Downgrades US from AAA to AA Credit Rating

So, it happened. The thing that the Raw Deal, that piece of shit austerity plan which included no tax increases, no closing of tax loopholes, no new revenue to stimulate job creation, was supposed to prevent happened anyway.

Standard & Poor's announced Friday night that it has downgraded the U.S. credit rating for the first time, dealing a symbolic blow to the world's economic superpower in what was a sharply worded critique of the American political system.

Lowering the nation's rating to one notch below AAA, the credit rating company said "political brinkmanship" in the debate over the debt had made the U.S. government's ability to manage its finances "less stable, less effective and less predictable." It said the bipartisan agreement reached this week to find at least $2.1 trillion in budget savings "fell short" of what was necessary to tame the nation's debt over time and predicted that leaders would not be likely to achieve more savings in the future.

"It's always possible the rating will come back, but we don't think it's coming back anytime soon," said David Beers, head of S&P's government debt rating unit.
Make no mistake: The Republicans' chronic fuckery is to blame, and Obama's reflexive indulgence of their fuckery in pursuit of some fantastical ideal of bipartisan civility is to blame, and the Democrats' typical spinelessness is to blame (especially that jellyfish Harry Reid's), all for creating the embarrassing justification for this downgrade, but THAT SAID Standard & Poor's, which is already threatening a further downgrade, is full of absolute shit.

Not only did the US Treasury Department find a $2 trillion math error in S&P's analysis on which they based the downgrade (which S&P conceded before commencing with the downgrade anyway), but S&P has its own political agenda, given its role in the mortgage crisis. As Paul Krugman wryly noted: "[I]t's hard to think of anyone less qualified to pass judgment on America than the rating agencies. The people who rated subprime-backed securities are now declaring that they are the judges of fiscal policy? Really?"

And, ultimately, they're just basing this decision on faulty thinking, the same ludicrous austerity fantasy that underlined the debt ceiling deal, which they believe has not gone far enough. Krugman explains:
[E]verything I've heard about S&P's demands suggests that it's talking nonsense about the US fiscal situation. The agency has suggested that the downgrade depended on the size of agreed deficit reduction over the next decade, with $4 trillion apparently the magic number. Yet US solvency depends hardly at all on what happens in the near or even medium term: an extra trillion in debt adds only a fraction of a percent of GDP to future interest costs, so a couple of trillion more or less barely signifies in the long term. What matters is the longer-term prospect, which in turn mainly depends on health care costs.

So what was S&P even talking about? Presumably they had some theory that restraint now is an indicator of the future — but there's no good reason to believe that theory, and for sure S&P has no authority to make that kind of vague political judgment.

In short, S&P is just making stuff up — and after the mortgage debacle, they really don't have that right.

So this is an outrage — not because America is A-OK, but because these people are in no position to pass judgment.
But here we are.

And S&P's jackass maneuver should come as no surprise to the US government, given their well-documented irresponsibility (see again: mortgage crisis), which is why, despite directing some well-deserved contempt in S&P's direction, we should also be furious with the collection of nincompoops behaving the fools in DC, whose failure to demonstrate anything resembling responsible leadership provided both the context and the excuse for which S&P was looking.

The Guardian is collecting reactions to the rating downgrade here.

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Hosted by an apple sculpture by Saxton Freymann.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open


[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

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Um.

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Massive bather makes splash in German lake:
Call it "The Bath of the 70-foot Woman." Or "Two Tons of Mermaid."

The real name of the massive woman in a Hamburg, Germany, lake is actually "Die Badende" ("The Bather"), and she's an ad for British beauty brand Soap & Glory.

"We launched Soap & Glory in Germany last year, and we've been looking for a way to say, 'Thank you!' to everyone for embracing our products, and making us a real success there. At Soap & Glory, we consider it our calling to bring more beauty to the world, and have fun doing it – 'Die Badende' does exactly that," the brand's founder, Marcia Kilgore, said in a news release.
Okay, player.

I know that beauty and fun are subjective concepts, but I'm not sure that either "beautiful" or "fun" are exactly the first words that would come to my mind to describe a 13-foot-high, 67-foot-long, and two-ton statue of an objectified woman, positioned so that boatfuls of gawkers can paddle between her knees.
It will spend 10 days in Hamburg's Inner Alster Lake.

Apparently, "Die Badende" is as modest as "she" is massive. Soap & Glory promises a crane will be standing by with a supersize towel when "Die Badende" is ready to come out of the water.
Oh good lord.

Naturally, I am reminded of Chicago's Marilyn sculpture. Isn't it interesting that, in the middle of a ferocious feminist backlash in the West, giant statuary of sexualized retro pin-up girls are suddenly en vogue...?

Well. I can't wait for the seven-story Rosie the Riveter to hit Cleveland.

(If only.)

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Whoooooooooops Your Austerity Deal!

Wall Street ends worst week in more than 2 years: "Stocks closed out its worst week in more than two years on Friday in a volatile session that saw major averages whip back and forth before the S&P 500 settled with a slim loss. ... For the week, the Dow fell 5.8 percent, the S&P 500 dropped 7.2 percent and the Nasdaq lost 8.1 percent."

Swell.

UPDATE: And it gets worse: Govt official: US expecting S&P downgrade:

A government official tells ABC News that the federal government is expecting and preparing for bond rating agency Standard & Poor's to downgrade the rating of US debt from its current AAA value.

Officials reasons given will be the political confusion surrounding the process of raising the debt ceiling, and lack of confidence that the political system will be able to agree to more deficit reduction. A source says Republicans saying that they refuse to accept any tax increases as part of a larger deal will be part of the reason cited.

The official was unsure if the bond rating would be AA+ or AA.
Awesome.

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Daily Dose of Cute

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"O hai!"

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If It's Friday, It's Jesus Jones!



"The Right Decision"

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For the Losties...

Whut?

J.J. Abrams asks [the people who didn't like the way Lost ended if they can do better:

"For years, I had people praising Lost to death, and now they say: 'I'm so pissed at you for the end of Lost.' I think a lot of people who were upset with the ending, were just upset that it ended. And I've not yet heard the pitch of what the ending should have been. I've just heard: 'That sucked.'"
Here's my pitch: Jack and Kate and Hurley sit in a diner. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" plays on the jukebox. Sawyer's at the counter with Juliet splitting a burger. Sayid's at another table, looking hot and surly. Mmm...onion rings. Claire parallel parks her car out front. Just as she runs in to join them—

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Decent News

[Trigger warning for transphobia and prisoner abuse]

Back in 2006, the Wisconsin Legislature passed Act 105, the "Inmate Sex Change Prevention Act". [Good thing we had a Democratic governor at the time. Whoops!]

The act banned the state from providing trans* prisoners hormone therapy or surgery.

This happened at the exact same time I was struggling to secure medical care for myself. It was nice to know that three blocks away from my house, my bosses at The State of Wisconsin were willing to spend their time demonizing folks like me.

I thought about this a lot as I drove down the Northwest Tollway to Chicago, where the Chicago Cubs were graciously paying for my tits*, and the State of Illinois was patiently holding my semen.

After I spent a substantial amount of time, money, and emotional energy getting things squared away, I recall writing** state legislators:

Hey assholes,

I've given my life to eating jello salad, protecting your crops, and teaching your children, and you fuckers are having the people of Illinois subsidize my medical bills? Nice work.

xox
Kate

PS: To hell with the Packers.
Needless to say, I had a car, and a job, and a studio apartment that was not a prison cell. So, unlike three trans* women that sued the state when the Department of Corrections took away their hormones, I had options.

A while back, a court sided with the trans* women in ruling Act 105 unconstitutional. Because the State of Wisconsin would rather spend bazillions of dollars defending its bigotry than actually shelling out a few thousand bucks a year on life and money saving drugs, it appealed the ruling.

Today the Seventh Circuit of the U.S. Court of Appeals upheld the earlier ruling in favor of current and future trans* inmates. Snippets from [TW] the ruling are below.
“Prison officials violate the Eighth Amendment’s pro-scription against cruel and unusual punishment when they display ‘deliberate indifference to serious medical needs of prisoners.’” Greeno v. Daley , 414 F.3d 645, 652-53(7th Cir. 2005) (quoting Estelle v. Gamble , 429 U.S. 97, 104(1976)).

In this case, the district court held that plaintiffs suffered from a serious medical need, namely GID [Gender Identity Disorder], and that defendants acted with deliberate indifference in that defendants knew of the serious medical need but refused to provide hormone therapy because of Act 105.
Surely, had the Wisconsin legislature passed a law that DOC [Department of Corrections] inmates with cancer must be treated only with therapy and painkillers, this court would have no trouble concluding that the law was unconstitutional. Refusing to provide effective treatment for a serious medical condition serves no valid penological purpose and amounts to torture. [Emphasis mine]
Word.

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*In that the Cubs are a major donor Howard Brown, the LGBT health center where I received my script. It's not that Ron Santo took me shopping or anything.

**My memory's not the greatest, so this is slightly paraphrased.
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Number of the Day

82%: The percentage of respondents in the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll who currently "disapprove of the way Congress is handling its job—the most since The Times first began asking the question in 1977, and even more than after another political stalemate led to a shutdown of the federal government in 1995."

More than four out of five people surveyed said that the recent debt-ceiling debate was more about gaining political advantage than about doing what is best for the country. Nearly three-quarters said that the debate had harmed the image of the United States in the world.

Republicans in Congress shoulder more of the blame for the difficulties in reaching a debt-ceiling agreement than President Obama and the Democrats, the poll found.

The Republicans compromised too little, a majority of those polled said. All told, 72 percent disapproved of the way Republicans in Congress handled the negotiations, while 66 percent disapproved of the way Democrats in Congress handled negotiations.

The public was more evenly divided about how Mr. Obama handled the debt ceiling negotiations: 47 percent disapproved and 46 percent approved.

The public’s opinion of the Tea Party movement has soured in the wake of the debt-ceiling debate. The Tea Party is now viewed unfavorably by 40 percent of the public and favorably by just 20 percent, according to the poll. [...]

"I'm real disappointed in Congress," Ron Raggio, 54, a florist from Vicksburg, Miss., said in a follow-up interview. "They can't sit down and agree about what's best for America. It's all politics."
It grieves me that politics has become a dirty word, as a result of the petty gamespersonship played in the Beltway that prioritizes winning over decency.

But not as much as it grieves me that my government is functional garbage.

Mainly because I know that, although seeing the profound brokenness of my government beckons and challenges me to fight even harder for what I believe through ever more creative channels, that brokenness inspires in most people, and understandably so, crushing feelings of impotency and, eventually, indifference.

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Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by bittersweet memories.

Recommended Reading:

Queen Emily: When Am I Trans?

Renee: When It Comes to Dating, It's Not Always the Boys

Andy: [TW for homophobia; transphobia; violence] Police and Media Neglect to Respond Well to Crime Against LGBTQI People

BTD: The Argument on GOP Obstruction

Tanya: [TW for racism] Fox Nation Reports on Obama's Birthday: "Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs"

Michele: The Ten Most Beautiful Swamps on Earth

In other news... Roseanne Barr says she's running for president.

Everything that Phil makes looks yummy. I have had the great pleasure of having dinner at Phil's house, and guess what? Everything that he makes TASTES yummy, too.

Last but not least, you probably need some pictures of dogs shaking water off.

Leave your links in comments...

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Today in Shocking..or Not.

Way back in March, I wrote about how MI gov Snyder declared himself King of Michigan and would be assigning Lord Protectors. That's really a semantic difference from the reality--the legislation passed gave the governor (or a company hired by the governor) the power to declare areas (cities/towns/school districts) insolvent. And because of that, a "fiscal emergency" would occur and the governor or his agent can appoint an emergency manager to oversee all financial issues. From the legislation:

The emergency manager shall have broad powers in receivership to rectify the financial emergency and to preserve the local government's capacity to provide necessary governmental services essential to the public health, safety, and welfare. Upon the declaration of receivership and during the pendency of receivership, the governing body and the chief administrative officer of the local government may not exercise any of the powers of those offices except as may be specifically authorized in writing by the emergency manager and are subject to any conditions required by the emergency manager.

5) All of the following apply to an emergency manager:

(a) The emergency manager shall be chosen on the basis of competence.
(b) The emergency manager may but need not be a resident of the local government.
(c) The emergency manager may be an individual or firm.
(d) The emergency manager shall serve at the pleasure of the state treasurer, with the concurrence of the superintendent of public instruction if the local government is a school district.
(e) The emergency manager's compensation and reimbursement for actual and necessary expenses shall be paid by the local government and shall be set forth in a contract approved by the state treasurer.
You notice that? You pay for your new ruler! Anyway, this is the relevant bit to today's news--in Section 19 it says:
(j) Reject, modify, or terminate 1 or more terms and conditions of an existing contract. After meeting and conferring with the appropriate bargaining representative and, if in the emergency manager's sole discretion and judgment, a prompt and satisfactory resolution is unlikely to be obtained, reject, modify, or terminate 1 or more terms and conditions of an existing collective bargaining agreement. The rejection, modification, or termination of 1 or more terms and conditions of an existing collective bargaining agreement under this subdivision is a legitimate exercise of the state's sovereign powers [...]
And, so, what has happened is that Detroit Public Schools' (new) Lord Protector, er, Emergency Manager, has slashed teacher pay by ten percent, without regard to the union contract:
A 10 percent wage reduction would mean an average of $7,300 per teacher for the teachers expected to return this fall, DFT officials have said.

[...]

Keith January, president of the AFSCME local, which has 1,400 member at DPS, including food service workers and bus attendants and aids for special needs students, said the pay cut and health care cost increase will force his employees to consider public assistance.

"It will devastate our bargaining unit, who all make less than $24,000 a year," he said.
Which will put even more people below--or even further below-- poverty limits.

Teachers, by the way, were already voluntarily giving a $250 deduction back to the district every two weeks. It is illegal for teachers to strike in MI and the president of the Detroit Federation of Teachers, Keith Johnson, has not indicated that they will--but they reject this plan all the same.

Time will tell to see if this further fuels a voter referendum to get rid of the law.

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FYI

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Thanks to Shaker differentdrummer for the suggestion.

[Previous FYI: Rick Astley; Eddie Murphy; The Eurythmics; Eddie Rabbit; Sinéad O'Connor; Was (Not Was); Bon Jovi; Kenny Rogers; Bobby McFerrin; Starship; Dead or Alive; Right Said Fred; Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians; Salt n Pepa; Nelson; The Cure; The Soup Dragons; Europe/BushCo; Elton John; Eddie Money; Human League; Glenn Frey; Van Halen; Alanis Morissette; Depeche Mode; The Beatles; The Proclaimers; Bruce Springsteen. Hint: They're better if you click 'em!]

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Best Headline Ever + Photos of the Day

People: Neil Patrick Harris, Elton John Take Their Babies Yachting. LOL! Of course they do!

the two families walking down the pier
It's just a lot of men and babies going yachting, all right?

the parents put teensy wee life jackets on the babies
Elton John and David Furnish attend to their son Zachary; Neil Patrick Harris
and David Burthka attend to their twins Gideon Scott and Harper Grace.

Straight Scoop: There is a part of me that recoils with distaste at such displays of wealth and privilege, and even though that part of me is kinda barfing, the part of me that is Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain cannot stop laughing at how TOTALLY PISSED every homobigot who sees those pictures is going to be.

LOOK AT ALL THESE RADICAL GAY MEN RAISING RADICAL GAY BABIES!!! JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! IT'S THE END OF AMERICA!!!!!!1!!eleventy!!!!1!

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Q&A

Q: "At some point, isn't it time to admit that this system is broken?"

A: Yes.

This has been another edition of Easy Answers to Rhetorical Questions.

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For Maud

I'm thinking about Maud today, because it's her birthday.

I miss her. I still miss her all the time, especially when I'm looking at an old thread and see her comments, her gloriously verbose comments, or recall a piece she wrote in the process of writing something new. I miss her wicked humor, her intellect, her compassion, her vast talent for teasing out an important idea.

But mostly I just miss her fundamental decency. She was a great broad.

"There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the other person, but because if you don't speak, they have changed you."—Mary Quinn, aka Maud.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The Polecats: "Make A Circuit With Me"

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Sure, This Is Appropriate

Texas Governor and GOP Presidential Candidate and Total Nightmare Rick Perry will be hosting a Christian prayer-fest called "The Response" this weekend in Houston, "where participants will ask for divine help to overcome America's myriad problems."

I'm guessing one of those "problems" is not the fact that a Christian Supremacist dipsack like Rick Perry is considered a viable candidate in a secular nation.

Anyway!

"A historic crisis facing our nation and threatening our future demands a historic response from the church," Perry said in a video recorded to promote the event. "We must, as a people, return to the faith and hope of our fathers. The ancient paths of great men were blazed in prayer - the humility of the truly great men of history was revealed in their recognition of the power and might of Jesus to save all who call on His great name."
You know what goes great with the body and blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ...? Testosterone. Lots and lots of testosterone.

In all seriousness, when non-Christians—and liberal Christians—object to these sorts of aggressive displays of conservative Christianity, conservative Christian leaders tend to frame that criticism as a rejection of Christianity, or religion, full-stop. And, you know, sometimes that's true: There are certain instances in which Christianity is simply inappropriate in the public sphere in a secular nation.

But, a lot more often, it's mostly (or entirely) about the precise flavor of the Christianity being celebrated—and frequently framed as the One True Christianity. Rick Perry's Party is some real male-centric, heterocentric, Patriarchal, small-minded shit, and it's not remotely indicative of the pluralistic, inclusive, egalitarian ideology that anyone who wants to be the leader of a diverse, multicultural nation needs to have to be fair and effective.

That ain't about God in Heaven; that's about being a decent human in this very earthly place.

Luckily, "The Response" will probably be a flop.
For Perry, "The Response" is not without its risks. According to the Associated Press, only 8,000 of the 71,500 seats at the stadium hosting the event have been booked, creating a potentially embarrassing situation if attendance is low. Some of the attending religious leaders have expressed views that may not play well for a national audience -- for example, one pastor participating in the event has condemned the Statue of Liberty as a "demonic idol" and "false goddess" sent to turn Americans away from religion.

But the rewards are just as clear: if Perry can steal some of Michele Bachmann's magic with social conservatives while attracting a healthy portion of establishment GOP voters he could be a formidable challenger to Mitt Romney in any number of states. "The Response" will be his best chance to make a splash with Christian voters ahead of a possible presidential announcement later the same month.
Some Christian voters.

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More Evidence That YOU Don't Understand 12 Dimensional Chess

Because you probably think this was a stupid thing to say:

As President Barack Obama once again pivots to focus on economic growth, Press Secretary Jay Carney declared Thursday that "the White House doesn't create jobs."

...Carney listed legislative priorities the president believes will create jobs, including an infrastructure bank, the passage of free trade agreements, and tax cuts. But he would not say what was being done to further those goals while Congress takes a month-long vacation.

"The White House doesn't create jobs," Carney said, adding "the government, together — White House, Congress — creates policies that allow for greater job creation."

Asked whether the White House could do more, Carney said "there is no silver bullet" to creating jobs — but he didn't answer the question.
It's true that the White House does not and cannot create jobs on its own, but, I dunno, in the absence of a series of insistent requests for revenue for robust job-creation programs, e.g. infrastructure reinvestment, and the absence of repeated entanglements with House Republicans denying those requests, it seems a little, well, peevish to retort that the White House doesn't create jobs when asked what the White House is doing to create jobs.

I don't think anyone's expecting the President to wave a magic wand and poof three million jobs into existence, but I do think there's some rather reasonable expectation that there be more focus on job creation and more support for economic policies that stand a snowball's chance of creating jobs, as opposed to being exceedingly likely to result in deeper unemployment.

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Hosted by an orange sculpture by deviant artist xNew-Perspectivesx.

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Question of the Day

What is your favorite documentary film?

I am a huge nerd for documentaries, and will watch a documentary film on just about any subject imaginable, though people-centered docs are generally my favorites.

Grey Gardens, which I love, was the first to come to mind, but my all-time favorite is probably the 1992 Ron Fricke (with Mark Magidson) film Baraka, which I believe is even better than his possibly more well-known Koyaanisqatsi. Fricke invented a camera specifically to make the film, which was shot across 24 countries in 14 months and was one of the last films shot in the TODD-AO 70mm format.

Baraka, which takes its name from an ancient Sufi word translated as "a blessing, or as the breath, or essence, of life from which the evolutionary process unfolds" (and is also the root of President Obama's first name), is the story of our planet, and its breathtaking beauty, and its amazing people, and the things we have created, and the destruction we have wrought. It has no dialogue; just a score comprised of music and song and natural sounds, and it is as close a thing to hymns as music gets for someone like me—the hum of the world and the people in it.

I first saw in the theater about fifteen years ago now; I walked in not knowing what to expect of a film which was described by friends who recommended it as stunning, poetic, life-changing. It was all of those things.

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Photo of the Day

First, this is the caption:

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton answers a question during a joint press conference with Canadian Foreign Minister John Baird State Department in Washington, DC, on August 4, 2011. Clinton urged the Al-Qaeda-linked Shebab militants to stop blocking aid to famine-hit areas of Somalia and allow it to reach scores of starving people. Clinton said during it was tragic that the Shebab militants were preventing assistance from reaching the most vulnerable, children, during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.
Let me just underline, in case you have not been following this story, how serious the issue is: Almost 30,000 children under the age of 5 have died in Somalia because of the famine, which is being complicated by militants' thievery. Aid organizations are having to serve "wet food," already-prepared meals, soup-kitchen style, because sending people away with dry food puts them at risk for violence by militants who want to stock up on non-perishables.

This is a dire global emergency, and it is incredibly important that US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is speaking not only about the famine, but about the terrorism exacerbating the food insecurity.

Now, this is the Getty Images photo paired with that caption:

photo of Hillary Clinton caught in mid-sentence making a funny face

It's not incidental that wire services continually publish pictures of Clinton caught making funny faces mid-sentence in some childish attempt to mock and discredit her, especially when attached to stories like this one. She is one of the most famous and influential women in the world, who chooses to use her extraordinary platform to speak on behalf of other women, who are, with children, disproportionately affected by famines.

To treat her like some silly bim is not merely to say, "What she says does not matter," but also to tacitly endorse the message that women do not matter.

For shame.

[Related Reading: Hmm, Attack of the 50-Foot Vagina-American, Oh, Getty Images, Today in Trailblazing and Misogyny, Ah, Hillary Clinton: How We Still Love to Demean You, Photos of the Day.]

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Bipartisan Deal Reached to End FAA Shutdown

Reuters—Congress reaches deal to end aviation standoff. And that bipartisan solution is to KICK THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD:

Congressional leaders struck a deal on Thursday to resolve a partisan dispute and end a partial shutdown of the Federal Aviation Administration that has halted airport projects and threatened thousands of jobs.

The standoff, which began on July 22, has centered on partisan differences over full funding of the agency through the middle of next month.

Because of the disruption, certain airline ticket taxes were not collected, leaving a huge hole in government revenues for aviation programs.

"I am pleased to announce that we have been able to broker a bipartisan compromise between the House and the Senate," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said in a statement.

Reid said the compromise did not resolve key differences that held up the stopgap funding legislation, leaving contentious issues until lawmakers return from recess in early September.
Great government we've got.

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Chrissy Lee Polis' Attacker Pleads Guilty

[Trigger warning for transphobia; violence.]

Back in April, I wrote about Chrissy Lee Polis, a trans woman who was attacked and beaten at a McDonald's in the Baltimore suburbs by two teenage young women, ages 14 and 18.

Today, the elder of the two, now 19, pleaded guilty to to one court of first-degree assault and one count of a hate crime.

Prosecutors expect to seek a prison term of five years when [Teonna Monae Brown] is sentenced next month.

The girl who was charged as a juvenile in the same attack admitted her role in juvenile court on July 1 and was committed to a locked facility, [Baltimore County State's Attorney Scott Shellenberger] said.
This was an excellent application of a hate crimes statute. I fervently hope that the two young women who attacked Polis will, during their incarceration, have access to rehabilitative therapy that challenges and ultimately changes their transphobia, which would be comprehensive justice for Chrissy.

[H/T to Bil.]

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Daily Dose of Cute

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"Pet meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Have You Heard About Piers Morgan?

by Shaker Brunocerous

Ethically bereft celebrity toad and CNN host Piers Morgan can't seem to catch a break in the phone-hacking scandal engulfing the cesspool that is News International.

In July, British tabloid News of the World was found to have illegally hacked into the voicemail of Milly Dowler, a 13-year-old girl who disappeared in 2002. After word got out, Rupert Murdoch shut down the 168-year-old newspaper and fired its employees.

The move didn't stop increasing scrutiny of Murdoch, however, who was called to testify before Parliament with his son about what he knew. In the meantime, police have identified a potential 4,000 Murdoch victims of voicemail hacking.

On this side of the pond, CNN's Morgan — a former editor of News of the World and the Daily Mirror, who can apparently "take a punch" — has repeatedly maintained his innocence, despite his history of bragging about getting inside information from voicemail break-ins.

The latest revelation — after Morgan's whining denials of any wrongdoing — comes from Heather Mills, according to a BBC article. In it, she recounts how a Mirror Group Newspapers employee (I can't seem to type the word "journalist" anywhere near Morgan's name) "started quoting verbatim" voicemail left for her by then-boyfriend Sir Paul McCartney.

The BBC reports:

In a 2006 article in the Daily Mail, Mr Morgan referred to having heard a recorded message which Sir Paul had left for Ms Mills.

"At one stage I was played a tape of a message Paul had left for Heather on her mobile phone," he wrote.

"It was heartbreaking," Mr Morgan wrote. "The couple had clearly had a tiff, Heather had fled to India, and Paul was pleading with her to come back. He sounded lonely, miserable and desperate, and even sang 'We Can Work It Out' into the answer phone."
Mills has joined a growing chorus of outraged Brits looking for the CNN host to come home and answer some questions about his role in any illicit eavesdropping.

Morgan, for his part, is doing a great job indicting himself.

"With new technology comes new temptation," he once said.

As if the case against Morgan weren't damning enough.

Disingenuously, Morgan parses his proclamations of innocence like a two-bit lawyer: "For the record, in my time at the News of the World and the Mirror, I have never hacked a phone, told anyone to hack a phone, or published any stories based on the hacking of a phone,” he said on CNN, which must be thrilled there is no Truth In Advertising Law in the United States.

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

In case you are concerned about inadvertently reading rubbish produced by the tainted Murdoch properties, there is now a browser toolbar to warn us about such infection.

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Quote of the Day

"We just passed a bill—$1.2 trillion in cuts. If it were about reducing the deficit, the statement has been made about seriousness to do that. This isn't about that. This isn't about reducing the deficit; it's about destroying the public space. It's about destroying federal involvement in education, clean air, clean water, food safety, public safety. You name it, they're there to diminish it, destroy it."—House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, on the goal of her Republican colleagues in Congress.

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Number of the Day

$761 million: Tiffany's first-quarter sales, up 20% from the last quarter of 2010. (And that's just Newt Gingrich's accounts! *rimshot*) I found this delightful tidbit in a New York Times article headlined: Even Marked Up, Luxury Goods Fly Off Shelves. It's about how the sales of luxury goods are recovering. Phew!

I can't wait for the trickle-down so I can buy my yacht!

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Best Running Away Letter Ever

Shaker Daniel emailed me about this letter, left by a little girl explaining why she was going to run away from home (don't worry; she's fine):

a letter reading in child's script written with purple crayon 'I am runing away becas you think I farted when I dident. PS You are mean.'
"I am runing away becas you think I farted when I dident. PS You are mean."

That is obviously the greatest. It is also totes one of those times that a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, whomever has to totally stifle one's laughter because even though something is self-evidently hilarious to an adult, it is THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVARRRR!!!!eleventy!!1! to a child.

Like when I came home absolutely beside myself because another kid from the neighborhood had called me a "bow-head." MamaShakes, who did a pretty amazing job of controlling the gales of laughter that were fighting to come pouring out of her, asked me what a "bow-head" even is, to which I responded with the irate indignation of an aggrieved 8-year-old, "I DON'T KNOW BUT IF RENEE SAID IT IT IS HAS TO BE BAD!"

Which also puts me in mind of this great bit by Brian Regan:

At the park, we saw another family; they had like a 5-year-old boy, holding a helium balloon. And he accidentally let go of his balloon. The boy started crying, and his parents are like, "Why are you crying? It's a balloon. We'll get you another one."

I'm like: Jeepers creepers, folks. Sometimes I don't think adults try hard enough, you know, to understand what kids are going through. You know, if you want to relate to what he's going through, imagine if you took your wallet out and it just started floating away... [mimes desperately reaching for wallet as it floats away] "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

[mocking parents who dismissed their son] "Why are you acting like that? It's a wallet. We'll get you another one."

[mimes panicking and pointing up to wallet in sky] "BUT I WANT THAT ONE!"

That's what your boy's going through!

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Question and Answer

[Trigger warning for homophobia and violence]

No, I am not making this up:

The city council of South America's biggest city has adopted legislation calling for a Heterosexual Pride Day to be celebrated on the third Sunday of each December.
The Brazilian Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Association criticized the legislation, saying it could provoke homophobic violence.

"How many LGBTs will be attacked because of the message that only heterosexuality makes someone a moral person and a good citizen," the association said in a statement.
In a recent report, the gay rights group Grupo Gay da Bahia said 260 gays* were murdered last year in Brazil, up 113 percent from five years earlier.
Wow, just wow.

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*This figure undoubtedly includes a significant number of trans* individuals who may or may not be GLB.

via @emmamwoolley

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Fake media outlet, The OnionObama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition:

WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress.

"With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. "To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?"

According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older.
Real but garbage media outlet, World Net DailyHappy birthday? (love the question mark LOL!):
How much don't we know about Barack Obama as he nears the end of his third year of White House occupation?

Well, he claims today is his 50th birthday.

Yet, incredibly, it is still only an unsubstantiated claim – and, perhaps, more suspect than ever.

This was the year Obama finally yielded to pressure, largely from me, Jerome Corsi and a handful of other Americans, to release his so-called "long-form birth certificate" – the one he had been scrupulously hiding for so long. ... When he posted an image of this document last April on the White House website, the news industry fell all over itself proclaiming that all questions about his background had now been answered.

Nonsense.

...While the media and the failed Washington political establishment would like it to just go away, that will never happen.

Not as long as I am around to sit on Obama's birthday cake.
Happy fucking birthday, Mr. President. Love, America.

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Today in Jokes That Are Not Cool

by Shaker Tristera

[Trigger warning for discussion of child abandonment and adoption.]

There are many things I can thank Shakesville for opening my eyes to that a younger and definitely stupider me would have once laughed at. I'm eternally grateful for every post, every explanation, and every teacher who instructed me to learn and invited me to think. Because as I grow and learn (yes, even in my thirties), I can in turn teach others. What a wonderful world, et cetera, et cetera.

Because of my own experience, there's one subject I've never found funny, and never joke about: Adoption.

I was recently perusing the very popular pop culture/feminist blog Jezebel when I saw that the following comment, from a discussion "about venturing out of the house with your baby," had been awarded the Comment of the Day (to which I'm linking so you can see the comment for yourself; my objective is awareness-raising, not urging a flame-war): "I don't care where you take your baby. As long as you don't take him or her to my house and run away and never come back. That would really get on my nerves."

I am normally the sort of person who cringes inwardly at these kinds of jokes and moves on, usually to a more pleasing picture of kitties or puppies.

Not today.

Today I got angry. Today I felt that hot wave of shame roll over me again. The laughter, the "hilarity" that is not belonging biologically to the people who raised you. That comically-oversized foam finger that points at you and makes you so blatantly aware that you are different, you are other. The wicked reminder that at least one person never wanted you in hir life.

I wanted to speak up at this commenter, pound on the keyboard through my anger and write about my history: I was left on a doorstep in a country that so strongly discourages and shames single motherhood that its unexpectedly pregnant girls and women often choose abortions and abandonment over going it alone. I was left at the police station, and they sent me to an orphanage. I was days old, abandoned for the crime of being born.

Later, a loving American family adopted me, and to their love and care I will always feel indebted. Others are not so lucky. But then it seemed that once I had been saved, I was never allowed to forget exactly what I had come from (the racist reminders at school; the strange looks from other adults when I spoke about my parents), and even in high school Spanish class, when the rest of the class made family trees, I was told I could "make mine up" because putting my real parents in there (my adoptive parents, who are my only parents) would be a bit strange, wouldn't it?

"But that was so long ago," I've heard. "You were just adopted the once, and you were raised well otherwise. What on earth is still the problem?" Well, I'm no manner of psychologist, but I participated in a study in which the results were unsurprising: Adoptees—particularly transracial adoptees like myself—reported a lower rate than nonadoptees of self-acceptance, and perceived acceptance by peers.

My feelings might not even need any science or validation behind it: When your personal history is made fun of and ridiculed, it hurts. Every joke on a sitcom in which a distressed child asks in a panic, "Are you telling me I'm adopted?!?!?!" and every snarky e-card, and every adoption-related image on the internet that involves cats or otherwise cute animals... it hurts.

This one would ask you if you are a friend of adoptees... do you know anyone who has experienced it, either as the adopter or the adoptee? We are told that we have been accepted into a better life, a cuckoo's egg amongst the finches. Accepted into a more privileged life, yes. But a better one? It's up for debate.

The next time someone makes a joke about it, speak up. I've never met you, but you can say you know me. You can reply, "Hey, I know someone who's adopted... it's a really weighty, emotional issue for her. I think those jokes are a bit hurtful."

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Toni Childs: "Don't Walk Away"

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Today in Totally Not Terrorism

[Trigger warning for anti-choice terrorism.]

There are a lot of things that don't get called terrorism in this country, but chief among them is the anti-choice movement, which is the most brazen, unapologetic terrorist campaign in the US, its co-ordination and orchestration done right out in the open, where no one in the media or politics will call it what it is. It is an inherently violent ideology, backed by a decades-long campaign of intimidation, harassment and violence directed at abortion providers and abortion seekers, that is ignored by one party and mainstreamed as a central plank of its party platform by the other.

Last week, I wrote about a Planned Parenthood clinic in Texas which had been damaged by a Molotov cocktail, and now, via Robin, I see that the FBI is seeking tips after a women's clinic in Detroit was damaged by a suspicious package.

The FBI is asking for the public's help in identifying whoever is responsible for leaving a suspicious package outside of the Summit Women’s Center in Detroit earlier this month.

The package, according to a news release from the FBI, caused damage to the building, located at 15801 W. McNichols. The package was left sometime after 1:30 p.m. July 16 and before 8:30 a.m. July 18, according to the FBI.

According to the center's Web site, the center is an abortion clinic and provides gynecological services, STD testing and birth control option counseling.
This shit doesn't happen in a void. It happens in a toxic cultural mix of endemic misogyny, hostility for choice and consent, violent rhetoric, and a political climate in which even ostensible defenders of reproductive choice talk about abortion in dishonest and unhelpful and clueless ways; that is, when they're not being totally silent on the issue.

We are without serious allies.

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APA Resolves to Support Marriage Equality

On the eve of its annual convention, the policymaking body of the American Psychological Association has voted unanimously, 157-0, to approve a resolution supporting full marriage rights for same-sex couples. They additionally noted that anti-marriage campaigns have a negative psychological effect on members of the LGB community.

"Now as the country has really begun to have experience with gay marriage, our position is much clearer and more straightforward — that marriage equity is the policy that the country should be moving toward," says Clinton Anderson, director of APA's Office on Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Concerns.

The resolution points to numerous recent studies, including findings that "many gay men and lesbians, like their heterosexual counterparts, desire to form stable, long-lasting and committed intimate relationships and are successful in doing so."

It adds that "emerging evidence suggests that statewide campaigns to deny same-sex couples legal access to civil marriage are a significant source of stress to the lesbian, gay and bisexual residents of those states and may have negative effects on their psychological well-being."
Welcome to the Progress Train, APA.

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Happy Birthday, Kenny Blogginz!

image of a Ronald Reagan cake wishing Kenny Blogginz a happy birthday

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a Great American Paaaaatriooooot!
And you smell like one, too!


(Old Spice + gun powder.)

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a gourd sculpture by Jennifer Zingg.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Esme: Who's your favorite living poet?

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Boehner's Briefs: Defending The Defense of Marriage Act

Since the announcement in February that the Obama administration will no longer defend the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) in court, House Speaker John Boehner has decided to.

If the briefs filed by attorney Paul Clement yesterday are any indication, the House Republicans will be pushing every anti-gay message possible to ensure the federal government continues to discriminate against same-sex couples. And of course, taxpayers are covering the bill for all these legal fees.

The case was brought by Edie Windsor, who was forced to pay exorbitant federal inheritance taxes when her wife of 44 years passed away because the government did not recognize their marriage under DOMA. Clement’s primary goal in defending the law is to prove that sexual orientation is not a characteristic that deserves “heightened scrutiny” — essentially, that gay people have not been historically subject to the kind of irrational discrimination that justifies constitutional protection. Doing so requires perpetuating common myths and misperceptions about sexual orientation to convince the court to toss out Edie’s lawsuit.
The best one -- the one that made me laugh out loud -- was the claim that gays and lesbians have not historically faced discrimination. No, really.
Moreover, whatever the historical record of discrimination, the most striking factor is how quickly things are changing through the normal democratic processes on issues ranging from same-sex marriage to “Don’t Ask Don’t tell” and beyond. Historical discrimination alone never has been a basis for heightened scrutiny. Courts apply a multi-factor test that focuses on current reality and cautions against unnecessarily taking issues away from the normal democratic process.
Thud.

There's more, including your favorites like being gay is a choice; gay people already have plenty of political power; same-sex couples make bad parents, and the oldie but the goodie: the institution of marriage must be protected. I guess they didn't have room for the one about how we have to recruit unwitting children (and win a toaster oven if we meet our quota) and how we all have an instinct for style and clothes.

If this is the best that they can come up with, no wonder the Obama administration decided not to defend the law. It's really hard to make the case to a judge without interrupting yourself with sardonic laughter.

HT to Adam Serwer.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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California News

A couple bits of potentially good news from California today! In San Francisco, city officials have introduced consumer protection legislation regarding "crisis pregnancy centers" and misleading advertising. If you recall, similar legislation was recently ruled against in NYC. However, SF officials think they've written it well enough to stand any legal challenge.

Supervisor Malia Cohen introduced an ordinance on Tuesday that if passed, would prohibit so-called "crisis pregnancy centers" from making misleading or incomplete statements about their missions and scope.

Also Tuesday, City Attorney Dennis Herrera said he had contacted a San Francisco Bay Area center called First Resort about its advertising practices. He has warned the center that if it does not clarify its Web site to specifically state it does not provide abortions or make referrals to abortion clinics, he will take legal action.
The First Resort people are making noise about this and are sure of themselves that they can challenge the ordinance.

Elsewhere in California, gov Jerry Brown signed into law legislation sought by the LA school district that is regarding creating disturbances near schools. This was done in response to a 2003 protest by the anti-abortion group "Center for Bio-Ethical Reform". The center put up graphic, billboard-size pictures of what they claim to be aborted fetuses on trucks and drove in circles around a middle school for hours--which frightened, upset, and distracted students (some who stopped mid-street to stare).
The legislation, which takes effect Jan. 1, creates a new misdemeanor crime for creating a disturbance on or next to an elementary or middle school campus where the action threatens the physical safety of students.
The center says the law is "meaningless". The center, by the way, won in federal court three years ago when the court found the school district & the police violated the center's First Amendment rights when they told them to go away from the school.

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And Lo There Was Much Telling It Like It Is by Republicans Newly Empowered by "Bipartisanism"

Joining his BFF Mitch McConnell in some belligerent chest-beating about how unrepentantly and uncompromisingly horrible their garbage party is, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Ealasshole) said today that "Republicans will continue a push to overhaul programs such as Medicare," and that, despite the promises made to Americans as part of the social contract known as the entitlement programs into which we've paid, we're soon to be shit outta luck and had better start making alternative arrangements for our futures.

That's not hyperbole.

U.S. House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R., Va.) on Wednesday suggested that Republicans will continue a push to overhaul programs such as Medicare, saying in an interview that "promises have been made that frankly are not going to be kept for many" and that younger Americans will have to adjust.

"What we have to be, I think, focused on is truth in budgeting here," Cantor told The Wall Street Journal's Opinion Journal. He said "the better way" for Americans is to "get the fiscal house in order" and "come to grips with the fact that promises have been made that frankly are not going to be kept for many."

..."When we came out with our budget, we said, look, let's at least put people on notice, but preserve those who are 55 and older," Cantor said, referring to a Republican-written budget plan that would turn Medicare, now a fee-for-service program, into a program that subsidizes private health insurance. "The rest of us have got ample time to try and plan our lives so that we can adjust to reality here when you look at the numbers. Again the math doesn't lie."
So, basically, the Republican Party is interested in reforms that would take care of people over 55, i.e. their strongest voting base, and the rest of us can go fuck ourselves find a way to save extra amounts for retirement to live on, including paying for healthcare, in the most dire economic situation in more than a generation. Awesome.

That is, of course, wildly unreasonable in addition to being comprehensively compassionless.

But who's gonna stop them...?

[Via.]

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Daily Dose of Cute

Puppehs!


Video Description: Dudley and Zelda run around the dog park last weekend. Zelda does a drive-by to get Dudley to chase her, which he happily obliges. Zelda runs toward me. Dudley runs toward me, and then Iain chases him. Cut to Dudley and Zelda napping on the loveseat together at home. I tell them they're good puppies and make kissy sounds at them. Cut to Dudley and Zelda playing tug-o-war with a stuffing-free plushy toy. Zelda gets it away from Dudley, but tosses his end back to him, because the goal is not to win; the goal is to keep playing.

A couple of still shots below the fold (on most browsers)...

image of Zelda lying in the shade at the dog park
Zelda.

image of Dudley lying in the shade at the dog park
Dudley.

image of Dudley and Zelda curled up together on the sofa
Naptime.

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Quote of the Day

[Trigger warning for violent rhetoric.]

"I think some of our members may have thought the default issue was a hostage you might take a chance at shooting. Most of us didn't think that. What we did learn is this—it's a hostage that's worth ransoming."—Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Epulsive).

This extraordinarily frank admission about the vicious cynicism of the Republican members of the US Senate is buried in the last paragraph of a Washington Post article.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by progressive economic policy.

Recommended Reading:

Rich: [TW for racism and various other hate speech] Fear of a Black Spider-Man

Jillian: Steve King: Covering Birth Control Will Make Us 'A Dying Civilization'

Michelle: [TW for discussion of eating] Nutrition is a game we play.

Miriam: How do I become an abortion doula?

Melissa: The Playboy Club Is about Women's Empowerment?

Mike: By the Sweat of Your Brow and the Fruits of Your Labor, Do They Prosper

Andy: Suquamish Tribe Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage

Zack: [TW for homophobia] Top Five Homophobic Statements From Boehner's DOMA Briefs

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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Fault Lines - The Top 1%

I'm still searching for a transcript for this great report from Al Jazeera (please drop a note in comments if you find one), but I was talking to 'Liss today and said:

"It strikes me as ironic that I live in the country that essentially made the TV famous, but I have to go to new sources outside my own nation to get any real information."

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We Are Not Meant to Be Well

Sometimes I write things in my head over a series of months, usually with mixed results. My latest such effort deals with the systemic way in which society keeps those of us with marginalized bodies and marginalized needs from accessing health care.

I'm pretty sure it's worth reading. Of course, I'm biased because I managed to work in a story about genital electrolysis. Good times.

This is what marginalization looks like. Having access to health care is about more than getting an insurance company to pay one’s bills. It’s about being able to focus on living one’s life and maintaining one’s health. It’s about healing. When socially-accepted people need socially-accepted medical care, this is what happens– they go to the doctor and the doctor takes care of their needs.

There are fewer providers catering to marginalized peoples’ needs. Why risk one’s career to work in a specialty that your medical school won’t discuss, your colleagues don’t universally respect, and your patients can’t afford? With fewer, and frequently less-knowledgeable providers, the burden falls on patients to figure out precisely what procedures they need performed, how they should be performed, who will perform them, and how they can reach these professionals who will perform them. The cost in time, energy, and money is more than many folks can afford.

Making oppressed people go to all that work is also counterproductive, provided that the goal of the system is to make people well. It isn’t. As far as I can tell, the massive mental, physical, and financial strain that society places on some patients is a feature, not a bug. We are not meant to be well.

The full essay is here.

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Number of the Day

45.8 million: The number of people in the US currently receiving food stamps, up from 43.2 Million in January. The number would be even higher, "but only about 67 percent of the eligible people actually apply."

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Discussion Thread: Recession Realities

In comments, Shaker CassieC writes:

I was wondering if there could be a thread for shakers to share what this recession/depression/catastrophe is doing to them and their friends and loved ones. ... I've just been reading people's accounts here and there, on various threads, and I know how strong the pressure is not to tell these stories of personal difficulties in the US, because of our society's f-ed up code of personal success/failure, which makes it so difficult for the personal to be seen as a collective, legitimate phenomenon.
Here it is.

Commenting Guidelines: Commenters are strictly prohibited from criticizing each other, auditing other commenters' choices, questioning other commenters' circumstances, or offering advice, unless it is explicitly solicited. You are being invited to talk about your own experiences, not stand in judgment of anyone else's.

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Impossibly Beautiful

Below is a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, a woman who is effervescent, smart, has had extraordinary professional success, and is legendarily stylish.

image of Sarah Jessica Parker blowing a kiss to fans at a movie premiere in Cannes
Parker arrives for the screening of Wu Xia in Cannes, May 14, 2011. [AP Photo]

Whether she is beautiful has always been a subject of much debate, because she does not conform perfectly to traditional definitions of beauty. It will not be debated in this space, because to debate it is to tacitly concede that there is some objective Beauty Standard, some platonic ideal of feminine beauty, and that conformity to that ideal is an issue of character.

What matters is not whether any of us find Sarah Jessica Parker beautiful; what matters is that, yet again, Marie Claire has found her to be not beautiful enough.

Just over a year ago, I wrote a piece about a Marie Claire cover featuring SJP in which her famously wrinkly hands were Photoshopped to look like babydoll hands stuck on the ends of the arms of a confident 45-year-old woman. Now she is on the cover of their September issue, and they've done the same damn thing to her again.

image of Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of Marie Claire's September issue, heavily Photoshopped
[Click to embiggen.]

Compare to the image at the top of this post, in which SJP's unretouched hand is visible as she blows a kiss to fans.

That Sarah Jessica Parker has a life rich with family and friends, and is a successful actress on stage and on screens small and large, a savvy businesswoman, and a well-respected arts advocate and philanthropist, isn't enough. She hasn't yet earned the right to be Who She Actually Is on the cover of Marie Claire, because Who She Actually Is isn't good enough if she's got WRINKLED HANDS at age 46.

I have wrinkled hands not terribly unlike SJP's. Marie Claire would evidently like me to be ashamed of them. Fuck that. I love my hands, and I love Sarah Jessica Parker's hands, too.

The real ones.

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By way of reminder: Comments that try to suss out what changes, exactly, were made, and even comments noting that, for example, the removal of laugh lines because they are ZOMG wrinkles actually robs a face of its character or humanity, are welcome. Discussions of how "she looks prettier/hotter/better in the candid picture" and associated commentary (which would certainly make me feel like shit if I were the person being discussed) are not. So please comment in keeping with the series' intent, implicit in which is the question: If no one can ever be beautiful enough, then to what end is the pursuit of an elusive perfection?

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Information Society: "What's on Your Mind (Pure Energy)"

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What's on the Chopping Block, and Who's Holding the Line (Or Not)

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has promised that the House Democrats named to the committee prescribed by the debt ceiling plan and tasked with reducing the deficit by at least $1.2 trillion will oppose cuts to the social safety net:

"That is a priority for us," Pelosi said. "But let me say it is more than a priority - it is a value... it's an ethic for the American people. It is one that all of the members of our caucus share. So that I know that whoever's at that table will be someone who will fight to protect those benefits."
It is, of course, qualified good news, because this country is going to hell in a handbasket Pelosi is willing to support cuts "to provider payments, waste and other Medicare spending," which, as I've mentioned previously, can still affect Medicare beneficiaries when cutting payments to providers could leave them unable to find any providers willing to accept Medicare patients. Medicare's reimbursement schedule already routinely leaves providers underpaid, and rejections for Medicare patients have been steadily rising for more than a decade as a result.

And then there's this: "Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) will also appoint three members to the committee. And if even a single one of them is willing to cut into Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security benefits, then Pelosi's efforts won't really matter—the committee's report can be approved by a bare majority of its 12 members. But if Reid and Pelosi play this smart, they could create a sturdy firewall."

It is incredible and terrifying and infuriating to me that so few people, possibly as few as one, will hold in their hands the power to protect or dismantle the social safety net.

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Oof

This is probably not the best way to head into an election season:

"Come on, got any other jokes?" cracked Representative Peter DeFazio, an Oregon Democrat, when asked if Obama bargained hard in negotiations with congressional Republicans [on the debt ceiling deal].

..."There was caving this time," said Representative Eliot Engel, a New York Democrat. "Why don't you think there would be caving next time?"

...Representative Jesse Jackson Jr., an Illinois Democrat who has a close relationship with Obama, said the president made "a profound mistake" in signaling to Republicans that programs for the elderly and the poor are on the table for cutting.

"It's clear to us we're going to have to go to the mat for those people -- as we have been doing -- by ourselves and not necessarily with the support of the administration," he said, referring to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security recipients.
Jesse Jackson, Jr. does not just have "a close relationship with Obama"; he was the co-chair (and frequent hit-man) of Obama's '08 presidential campaign. It is profoundly concerning to me as a progressive, and as a voter, when an ally and colleague of Obama's like Jackson is expressing reservations about the president's commitment to defending the social safety net (even taking into consideration the Jackson family's penchant for opportunism and grudgery). Jackson is hardly a one-man choir on this subject, unfortunately.

This Herbert Hoover horseshit has got to stop. I don't want a Republican in the White House—not in the "Obama's doing Bob Dole's presidency" way but in the "one of the scary-ass extremists running for the GOP ticket" way. And I fervently believe that the only way to prevent that is for Obama to move left, not right.

If he keeps ceding ground to the Republicans, he can't complain when voters decide, "Well, hell, if he thinks Republican ideas are so fucking great, we might as well vote in a Republican." Our Democratic president needs to be the alternative.

No one cast a vote for a centrist arbitrator.

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Pick Up Those Teaspoons

Greg Sargent—GOP winning the larger argument over government:

In recent days, the debt ceiling deal — which just passed the Senate and is about to be signed by the President — has sparked a fair amount of handwringing among liberals who worry that the fight shows the left has lost the larger argument over the proper role and scope of government in our society. Jared Bernstein and Kevin Drum have both argued that until liberals can make headway in that argument, the playing field in such fights will be dramatically tilted against them.

It's hard not to agree with these folks when you look at findings like this one from the internals of the new CNN poll... Sixty five percent approve of deal's spending cuts. But it gets worse. Of the 30 percent who disapprove, 13 percent think the cuts haven't gotten far enough, and only 15 percent think the cuts go too far. One sixth of Americans agree with the liberal argument about the deal. ... [I]t's hard to avoid the conclusion that the public is reflexively disposed to agree with the GOP's economic worldview, and is all-too-willing to blame government for our economic doldrums.

"We will only find success when a majority of Americans agrees with us that government is something worth fighting for," wrote Jared Bernstein. ... Liberals who still hope to shift the playing field have tons of work to do.
Cue the Laverne & Shirley theme.

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a watermelon sculpture by Takashi Itoh.

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Question of the Day

We've done this one before, but not for over two years, so here it is again: What should be Shakesville's theme song?

I'll stick with my previous answer: My submission is the theme from Laverne & Shirley, a show I loved so much that, I shit you not, a childhood friend and I performed the theme for a school talent show when we were in third grade. And Mama Shakes even stitched an L (for Liss/Laverne) onto my blouse for the occasion!

image of Liss, age 9, modeling L shirt

There is nothing we won't try;
Never heard the word "impossible."
This time there's no stopping us—
We're gonna do it!

Which is more awesome, do you think? My sassy pose, or that orange and brown shag carpeting? I'm going to call it a draw.

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Photo of the Day

silhouettes of children playing in a spraying hydrant at nighttime
Vanity Mendez, 11, left, Isaiah Rivera, 6, center, and Jonathan Medina, 11, cool off at an open fire hydrant in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. [AP Photo]

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Whoooooooooops

Stock market tumbles again despite avoidance of U.S. default:

The Dow Jones industrial average slumped more than 265 points Tuesday as mounting concerns about the fragility of the U.S. economy weighed heavily on Wall Street. It was the Dow's eighth straight daily loss, its worst string since the depths of the global financial crisis in 2008.

Though relieved at Washington's ability to forge an eleventh-hour debt-ceiling plan that averted a feared default, investors are spooked by the notion that the government cutbacks called for in the debt plan could further weaken an already torpid economy.

"Investors are looking past the budget situation and realizing this is an austerity plan," said Jack Ablin, chief investment officer of Harris Private Bank in Chicago. "We have an economy that's struggling to stay afloat and we don't have the ammunition to keep prodding it forward."
Emphasis mine.

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This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

Naomi Wolf: America's Reactionary Feminists. In which she argues that feminism "is philosophically as much in harmony with conservative, and especially libertarian, values—and in some ways even more so."

Sure.

For your full debunking, go see Jos, who makes all the salient points about individual privileged feminism vs. collective intersectional feminism.

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Quote of the Day

"I'll make myself vulnerable if it saves someone's life because I know what I went through this summer helped save mine."—Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall, who is speaking out about being diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and getting treatment that has changed his life: "By no means am I all healed or fixed, but it's like a light bulb's been turned on in my dark room."

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Daily Dose of Cute

Dudley the Greyhound lying on the floor, long and lean and looking up at the camera plaintively
"I can haz treat?"

Dudley the Greyhound in close-up, with his tongue hanging out and one ear sticking up at a funny angle
"I can totes goofballz!"

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Parks & Recreation

So, about two years ago, I donated graphic design services to a very nice lady who was running for the city council. During the course of the campaign, I mentioned to this very nice lady who happens to have a very cute Boxer dog that it sure would be nifty if our town had a dog park. She agreed! And when she got elected, she proposed a dog park for the city, and the city approved it. Yay!

Obviously, I loooooooove the dog park to which we take Dudley and Zelda, but it is a half hour drive each way, for two dogs who combined have about 15 minutes of stamina. So it would be very nice to have a dog park closer to home.

Now, I'm not going to say that our little town in this lovely state with the terrible garbage governor is slow to get things done, ahem, but that dog park, which was going to be converted from an existing but unused baseball field to which water pipes were already run, was supposed to be finished last spring. Then last fall. Then this April. And it's still not done.

Mama Shakes heard from the very nice lady on the city council last month that it's now scheduled to be done this month.

A few minutes ago, I decided to call the Parks Department and see if it's finished yet. The woman to whom I spoke was very nice.

Me: Hi, I was wondering if you could tell me if the dog park at Bleepbloop Park is open yet.

Nice Woman: No, it's not open yet.:-(

Me: Oh, okay. Do you know when it's scheduled to open?

Nice Woman: Nooooooo???:-/???...!?

[long pause]

Me: Um, okay, well, I heard it was scheduled to open this month. Do you know if that's correct?

Nice Woman: I would hope it's going to be this month!:-)!!!

Me: [deep breath] Yep, me too. Anyway, I am looking at the city website right now—

[which, as an aside, is one glittering gif and a "Greensleeves" midi file away from a Geocities site created by Jukt Micronics]

—and I can't find any information—

[about ANYTHING!]

—on the dog park; is there someplace that I can go for updates so I don't have to keep driving over there heh heh or bothering you heh heh to see if it's open?

Nice Woman: You're probably better off just calling us…:-/

Me: Okay, thank you so much for your help, goodbye!

* * *

Mind you, there is an almost entirely fenced-in, rather large, and extremely beautiful park almost directly behind our house which would have made a perfect city dog park. Especially since the park is almost entirely disused by everyone but the addicts who do heroin there, one of whom recently died of an overdose in the Port-a-Potty inexplicably sat in the park. Oh, and also Iain and me and the very nice city council lady who also walks her very cute Boxer there.

But the city reportedly did not want to put a dog park in that park because addicts use it since it's basically a huge abandoned park and are you following this awesome logic of not reclaiming a neglected space because it's gotten scary in the void created by inattention?

Anyway. We still don't have a dog park.

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You'll Never Guess

(TW: racism)

Guess what, everyone? Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-eally?) apologized, via a letter to the White House, for calling President Obama a "tar baby."

More guess what: It's a non-apology "apology" pile of garbage!

In an email, Lamborn spokeswoman Catherine Mortensen wrote, "Congressman Lamborn regrets any misunderstanding. He simply meant to refer to a sticky situation or quagmire.”
Oh, of course. He didn't mean it THAT way. Sure.
Monday evening, Lamborn's office sent a news release saying he had "sent a personal letter to President Barack Obama apologizing for using a term some find insensitive." The release said Lamborn is "confident that the President will accept his heartfelt apology."
How lovely. First, casually dismiss perfectly understandable outrage over use of a very racist term, because only "some" find it "insensitive." I'm sure they're in the minority, ahem. Then, essentially corner the President into accepting your apology, lest he look like a vindictive asshole. Oh, and let's have a little "who's the real victim here?" for good measure.
Ricker's comments were immediately dismissed as "cheap political shots" by Eli Bremer, chair of the El Paso County Republican Party. Bremer said Lamborn's statement was being taken out of context, and was not at all intended as a reference to Obama's skin color.

"It's disgraceful that anyone would try and insinuate that he was being racist," said Bremer. "I think there are people out there who believe it is a racist term, but what’s important is not how people construe it but how it’s intended. It’s really unfair to take something completely out of context and try to politically destroy them because of it."
Offended by Lamborn's statement? You only think "tar baby" is a racist term, and you're being disgraceful. The real victim here is Lamborn, because all of us hyper-sensitive meanies are calling him out on his description of a "sticky situation."

Shame on us, I guess.

(Tip of the energy dome to Liss. Bolds mine.)

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Yikes, Catholic Church. Yikes.

[Trigger warning for child sexual abuse; racism.]

It's not been a good few days for the Catholic Church.

Shaker InfamousQBert (who hat-tips Atheist at Large) emails the story of a child protection official, hired by the Catholic Church "to monitor church groups to ensure paedophiles did not gain access to children in the church's congregations," who has been caught with 4,000 images of child pornography on his home and work computers.

Despite having a vast child porn collection on his work computer, Christopher Jarvis, a former social worker, was only fired after the police began an investigation into his creation and distribution of the pornographic images, as the Church claims to have been unaware of his activities.

Meanwhile, Shaker Brunocerous forwards the story of a Catholic high school principal in the Bronx, whose student population is primarily Latin@ and Black, who has "published material with American Renaissance, a white supremacy group." Frank Borzellieri, who is now under investigation by the Archdiocese of New York, wrote, among other equally repellent ideas: "Even the most cursory glance at life in America reveals that diversity is a weakness, a hindrance and a terrible burden."

A diocese spokesperson has noted, in response to inquiries about Borzellieri's "interesting" views on race, "Any form of discrimination or bigotry is inconsistent with Catholic teaching."

Whooooooooooooooooooops! That's the same Catholic Church that hates gays and won't ordain women, right?

LOL FOREVER.

[Commenting Guidelines: Please take the time to make sure any criticisms are clearly directed at the Catholic Church leadership and not at "Catholics," many of whom are themselves critical of the failures of Church leadership.]

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