Wahlku

Yesterday, my day began with one of my oldest friends hilariously challenging me to "make 5 awesome haikus about Marky Mark." Which, naturally I did, and then spent the day sending her pictures of Mark Wahlberg, because why wouldn't I?

This morning, I begin my day by sharing with you my Walhku, and encouraging you to start your day by sharing your own verses.



I saw Mark Wahlberg
Outside his hamburger joint;
It's called Wahlburgers.

I said, "Hey, Wahlberg."
He said, "Hey, what up witchoo?"
And made a duck face.

I told Mark Wahlberg:
"You were great in that movie."
He said, "Girl, I know."

Then Mark Wahlberg said:
"The one about the boxah?"
I said, "Sure, why not?"

Mark Wahlberg told me:
"Say hello to yer mothah."
Then chin-nodded me.

*drops mic; walks offstage*