"I fixed it!"
Naturally, I gave her an abundance of cuddles and told her, "Thanks, Mongrel M.D.! You should have your own medical drama on CBS called Dr. Muttz." She wagged her tail appreciatively and grinned.
I pretend her grody lick-chomps heal my wounds; she pretends to understand my pop culture jokes. It's a fair exchange.
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