This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

[Content Note: Misogyny in myriad manifestations.]

She's a Keeper: 15 Signs That Your Girlfriend Is "The One."

#1 Sign That Your Boyfriend (or Girlfriend) Is Not "The One": Writes, reads, and/or agrees with piece of shit articles as above.

Normally I wouldn't even post something like this, because there are SO MANY of them that it's hardly worth singling out any of them, but this one is particularly uproarious in its abject fuckery. And the pictures. Oh, the pictures!

True Fact: I love cooking in a bikini top because nothing's sexier than getting my tits splattered with hot food.

[H/T to Shaker IndyM.]