I Literally Cannot Stop Laughing at This; I Think My Brain Might Be Broken?

Obviously, it is PERFECT that they (who? THEY.) are making a major motion picture out of the depressingly popular book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, Semi-Colons Belong in the Garbage, and obviously it is SUPER PERFECT that the film is a Reese Witherspoon vehicle, so I didn't think it was even possible for things to MOAR PERFECTER, but then I read this (emphasis mine):

Bryan Buckley returns to features on the Reese Witherspoon vehicle Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus at Lionsgate Summit. The film is based on the John Gray self-help title, a guide to relationships and marriage that is the best selling non-fiction hardcover book of all-time (excepting the Bible and Koran) with over 7 million copies in circulation.

...While Buckley has stuck mostly to commercials, you've likely seen his work. Called "King of the Super Bowl," he has directed over 40 spots for the annual NFL title game.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FOREVERRRRRRR!!!

Yes. Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus starring Reese Witherspoon directed by the King of the Super Bowl. This is the film I want to be watching when Doomsday comes.