HA HA WOW

Mitt Romney does not think people are entitled to food. I just wanted to remind you of that fact before sharing with you the news that Ann Romney does think that Mitt Romney is entitled to the presidency, to campaign for it free of criticism, and for your gratitude, you ungrateful serfs.

During an interview early this evening with Radio Iowa, Mrs. Romney directly addressed her fellow Republicans who've criticized her husband.

"Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," she said. "This is hard and, you know, it's an important thing that we're doing right now and it's an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country."

She added some delightfully shitty commentary on her contempt for the press, which is always a good idea when your spouse is running for national office:

"It's nonsense and the chattering class…you hear it and then you just let it go right by," she told Radio Iowa. “Honestly, at this point, I'm not surprised by anything."

Ha ha well that makes two of us, Ann Romney! Anything else you'd like to add, maybe about how beautiful your gold-plated car elevator is, or about how women who aren't mothers are garbage, or maybe something hilariously ironic after your stream of entitled haughtiness and your husband's sneering contempt for half of the US?

"The real measure of a person is not how much money we make, but how we live our lives," she said.

PERFECT!