Well, this was the week that Parks and Recreation finally won me over with the Ben and April in DC storyline. Yay! I still wish they were just back in Pawnee already, but the DC arc this week was great. Tom in digital exile! Loose-ly Grope! Leslie breaks the abstinence-only rules and OMG PINS HER OFFICIAL CENSURE TO HER BLAZER USING HER FLAG PIN! And other great stuff!
"You were texting at the time of the accident, correct?" "How dare you, sir. I was tweeting."
"It's amazing what a few old guys can do with a little bit of charm and a lot of crabs."
"I really wish you could click those."
"And I am April Blart, mall cop." (OMG THAT MADE ME LAUGH FOREVERRRRR.)
"What's bookmarks?" "God, Jerry! You don't deserve the internet!"
"Marsha and Marshall Langman are the town's morality watchdogs. Marsha is motivated, calculating, and hyper-vigilant. And her husband Marshall is…vivacious."
"It's not my favorite shirt…but it is my least favorite shirt."
"Girl, you look like Annie Oakley and Pippi Longstocking had a baby and I LOVE IT!"
"It made me happy I voted for you as my City Council Member." (Aaaaaaaand there's the requisite weekly ParksnRec blub.)
"I'm gonna drink like a thousand Red Bulls, so I can draft a new bill to undo abstinence-only."
"Let's go eat some batteries I MEAN HUMAN FOOD."
This:
I loved all the sexually active old folks! Especially the sexually empowered old lady who sometimes has more than one partner at a time! You go, you feisty Hoosier broad!
Discuss.
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