Republicans Do Not Live on Planet Earth

[Content Note: Guns; disablism.]

Republicans do not live on the same planet we do. That is the only explanation I have left for shit like this:

Rep. James Lankford (R-OK), the fifth-ranking House Republican, laid the blame for gun violence at the feet of an unusual suspect: the children of "welfare moms" who commit fraud.

In a meeting with constituents earlier this month in Oklahoma City, a woman asked the GOP congressman what he was doing to combat all the children who were committing gun violence because they were high on psychotropic drugs. Lankford replied that he "agree[s] with that" and then went on to blame Social Security disability fraud for the rash of gun violence around the country.

..."I agree with that. I think there's a bunch of issues that, quite frankly, most liberals are afraid to talk about. [...] Where are we on all those psychiatric drugs? We've overmedicated kids. Quite frankly some of the overmedication of kids are because welfare moms want to get additional benefits and if they can put them on SSI through maintenance drugs, they can also put them on Social Security disability and get a separate check. That is wrong on every single level. Not only is it fraudulent to the government, but it also tells a kid with great potential, 'don't try because you're disabled.'"

Moms are diabolical, y'all. Especially "welfare moms," who are always stealing the stick-figure family decals off the rear windows of soccer moms' minivans, when they're not drugging up their kids and giving them guns to play with while Mommy defrauds the government.

Suffice it to say: Social security fraud is not even remotely to blame for gun violence.

In Fiscal Year 2011, the Inspector General's office opened up 4,600 fraud cases related to Social Security disability programs. This number includes a wide variety of fraud, including lying about one's marital status, stealing money from someone who has died, or unreported income. The actual number of people committing the type of fraud Lankford describes is a minuscule fraction. Meanwhile, nearly 10,000 people are gunned down in an average year.

Situations like this beg for an application of Occam's Razor. Which seems more likely to contribute to gun violence: "welfare moms" overmedicating their kids in order to commit Social Security fraud, or the vast proliferation of guns and how easy it is to obtain one?

WELFARE MOMS!

So this is the Republicans' current working theory: Anyone who uses guns to kill people is crazy. (Except, of course, vile nightmares fine upstanding citizens like George Zimmerman.) And it's either their mothers' fault because they made them crazy by medicating them for welfare fraud, or their mothers' fault because they failed to get them treatment for the crazy they already had.

The one thing we know for sure is that it's definitely women who are to blame.