The puppy licked its nose and said, "Tom, I love you so much that I would save one biscuit a day for my whole life to build you a Taj Mahal of dog biscuits. And, as you know, I am a puppy, so that is very impressive impulse control." And Tom said, "Stop it, you're making me all choked up and I can barely gaze with awe at the Taj Mahal through all these unfallen tears in my eyes." And the puppy said, "If only I had opposable thumbs. Oh well, guess I'll eat those biscuits. But I really do love you A LOT." And Tom said, "I love you too, puppy."
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